Father Rude Poems

Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...

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As I go through the store shopping,                                    you...

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The closet is my refuge
a place where I escape
from all of life's intrusions
to give my thoughts some shape.

To do what I came in for
it's needful...

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I often wonder,                      ...

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Truth what is it
 Running off your lips of wit
 Using words you just knit
 That really was the pit
 Hurts so I will split

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I really love my Aunty;
Honestly, I do.
Even though she teases me,
I'm sure she loves me too.

My sister had her wedding.
It was quite the fancy do.
Aunty...

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Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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Father wants breakfast
Groaning to find the settings
To high, four minutes, and on
Pressure cooker despairing -
"Now what? Eggs are hard!"...

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Eden Liat Harris – I Praise

Twenty two years ago
     December twenty second,
two thousand eighteen
"star student" born
this papa (and most
  ...

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Attributed To Concerned parents
of Traumatized Refugee
Dear Fred and Mary Anne MacLeod Trump...

Posthumous belated tattered letter fragment
recently discovered (liberally sprinkled with
hyperbole (presumed for greater audacious
zealousness), sans...

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Attributed To Concerned parents
of Traumatized Refugee
Dear Fred and Mary Anne MacLeod Trump...

Posthumous belated tattered letter fragment
recently discovered (liberally sprinkled with
hyperbole (presumed for greater audacious
zealousness), sans...

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A bad tempered brat from Nantucket
Drops her phone, but claims that a thief took it
The girl will not calm down
Her swearing makes dad frown
She raises...

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