Animal Rude Poems
These Animal Rude poems are examples of Rude poems about Animal. These are the best examples of Rude Animal poems written by international poets.
Eyes Like a HawkMy mom has eyes like a hawk.
They‘re in the back of her head.
In town, she told me not to gawk.
I followed down the...
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rude, allegory, animal, bird, fear,
And the Winner Is Miss Poultry Country-Crossover LyricAnd The Winner Is Miss Poultry (Country-Crossover Lyric)
so, tell me,
how does it feel
to be, so, finger licken good
you've, been puck, and tuck
from the neck,
down, to...
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rude, animal, bird, fantasy, giggle,
Sanders the Clown In a Circus of DemocratsClowns at the Abyss
I’m not a communist,
I’m a Democratic Socialist
Cries the independent Elitist
It’s a right to have healthcare
It’s a right to have welfare
Yet, funding for...
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rude, america, conflict, corruption, freedom,
The Never SongNever stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Projectile diarrhea!...
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rude, animal, funny, hilarious, natural
Animal AttractionBe aware of the Cougar, the big mountain Cat
Now I know you like mounting, but your just a Pussy Cat
I sometimes think you’re Horsey, and...
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animal, rude, sexy,
SquirrelsLaugh at feelings.
Scramble 'round.
Jump! Jump!! Up.
Then twitch the...
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rude, animal, feelings, fun, nature,
TatergatorEat a tater, alligator
Stupid smile, crocodile
See you later, Mater-Pater
After while, stinking pile.
Minotaur and Gabriel
Monitor and Gariel
Eat the layman, pretty cayman
Quite the romp, in the swamp....
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animal, humor, nature, rude,
The Sad Story of MyrtleThere once was a turtle named Myrtle
Stuck in a plastic ring girdle
It altered her mass
Into an hourglass
Leaving her deformed and infertile....
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rude, animal, environment, nature, pain,
Aardvark LimerickAardvark Limerick
An Aardvark living in Timbuktu,
Raised his finger and said,” screw you”
Why so rude, I said back,
Lovely manners you do lack.
So, to reciprocate, I gave...
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rude, africa, animal, fun, nonsense,
In a Perfect WorldAn idyllic Saturday evening scene-
on our street, little kids play
‘touch and go’. Excited shrieks
and laughter warm the chilled February air,
pavement alive with little...
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rude, animal, betrayal, children, life,