I spent my day shopping for rubies,
Walked all day until my feet were sore.
To find the perfect one,
But it had to be in a bargain store.
I bartered and fought,
Throughout the whole day,
With the clerks left and right,
And to their dismay.
I only had thirty bucks,
in my pocket you see,
But I wanted a good one,
Can you...
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