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Rub It In Poems - Poems about Rub It In

Premium Member Christmas Song Parodies
... It’s Beginning to look a lot like Christmas It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas But it’s only May While shopping for fishing tackle There’s only Christmas crackle Plus I bumped into ......

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Categories: rub it in, christmas, parody, song,
Form: Lyric
The Rock of Time
...I have weathered the storms of ages and I have completed all the races; the clouds have broken away in the skies shining the light on the multitude that is trapped in the dark, mankind has fashioned ......

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Categories: rub it in, best friend, boat, books,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Quick Shower and Shampoo
...turn on the hot water faucet let it run add the cold water faucet for a warm one make sure the bath mat is down so no slipping get nude it's a shower like skinny dipping wet wet get drenched and ......

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Categories: rub it in, fun, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
You'Re Gona Hate Me Worse
...I had problems I couldn't pin point downhill curve drunk and smoking joint people guessing the cause miscalculating force small falls and faults and my reaction false ignoring my voice m......

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Categories: rub it in, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
Had a Very Tiny Hose
...Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very tiny hose but if you gentle rub it suddenly the small thing grows All of the other reindeer used to laugh and sometimes boast all of the other rei......

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Categories: rub it in, christmas, parody, rude,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Rub It In, Why Dont You
...I never had much of an inflated ego Vanity left me at birth Our self esteem should travel wherever we go But I always doubted my worth The awful commotion of plane hitting ocean Woke every sha......

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Categories: rub it in, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Bring Us Closer
...It all works out, till it doesn't We're cheaper by the dozen You married your second cousin When you thought it was true love You're always right, till you blow it The public records show it ......

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Categories: rub it in, conflict, drink, endurance, eulogy,
Form: Lyric
Hindsight
...What is hindsight for? Is it a learning tool? Or is it just to have a laugh, And say you were a fool? What is hindsight for? Perhaps it’s to review? To rip apart the thing you’ve done, And hav......

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Categories: rub it in, remember,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Rub It In, Why Don'T You
...HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia are you having a laugh The fear of long words that has those who suffer from it aghast Indiana Shaw . . . *o*......

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Categories: rub it in, crazy, word play,
Form: Couplet
Elitists Part 4
...Newtonian physics say what goes up must come down sorry not in the camp of horn tootin, high falutin clowns justice serves only to rebuke you, not too astute of you when youre bragging of genetics......

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Categories: rub it in, adventure, anger,
Form: Rhyme
Elitists Part 3
...All these racists with their lies, filling the airwaves with propaganda and strife, Stalins with soundbytes, Magellan their drivebys the pasts dead end street -topically jacknifed like it was t......

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Categories: rub it in, angel,
Form: Rhyme
Elitists Part 2
...Now you know full well what they're about, they're about using you aint know better than wizards of wall street, rockin the beat with a juke. Vegas bookies abetting frauds taking odds right against......

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Categories: rub it in, anger,
Form: Rhyme
The Hardships of Honesty - Speak To Me
...Tell me this… In your vision, Am I your mission? In your eyes, Are their hints of lies? Why did you let go of everything you once had? It’s okay to have a new start; on the otherhand, it’s ......

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Categories: rub it in, angst, anxiety, emotions, grief,
Form: Free verse
Feghoot Poetry - Before It's To Late
...we must decide to stop pollution before it to late, natures struggling it won't wait! misuse of fossil fuel, deforestation, habitat destruction, plastics, failing to recycle is sealing our fate! ......

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Categories: rub it in, pollution,
Form: I do not know?
Wanna Know What Hurts
...Wanna know what hurts? Liking your best friend who has a girlfriend, And she is not just any girl. This girl is your friend, You're not that close but still. It hurts knowing even though they ......

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Categories: rub it in, 7th grade, best friend,
Form: Free verse

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