Christmas Song Parodies

It’s Beginning to look a lot like Christmas It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas But it’s only May While shopping for fishing tackle There’s only Christmas crackle Plus I bumped into a Santa Claus display They’re already playing Christmas carols But where’s the flip flops Plus I need some pool chlorine And now I want to scream Coz that awful music just won’t stop There’s a Santa in shorts collecting change Everywhere I go But I’ll be darned if I Don’t punch him in the eye Coz all I want to do is go and mow It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas But I don’t know why My neighbor’s itching for a fight Coz he’s hanging Christmas lights And it’s not even the fourth of July White Christmas I’m dreaming of a white Corvette Just so I can rub it in the nose Of my very rich friend Who brags to me no end I’ll peel out in front of his windows I’m dreaming of a one month escape On a yacht christened ‘The Crosby’ Where we’ll go sailing And be inhaling Fresh warm air out on the great blue sea I’m dreaming of infinity pools Filled with goddesses in bikinis And while I’m swimming My stocks are winning But my wife wakes me From my dream, (what a meanie) We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a dairy business We wish you a dairy business We wish you a dairy business And a happy Moo-Year Good ice cream you bring to us and your kin We wish you a dairy business And a happy Moo-Year We’ll call you the Biggy Milk King We’ll call you the Biggy Milk King We’ll call you the Biggy Milk King With a big dairy cheer Great milk shakes you bring to us and your kin We wish you a dairy business And a happy Moo-Year! For Christmas Parody contest