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Cheap Nookie Nails Rookie

The Secret Service don't need to shout
They're randy buggers inside and out!
Wherever they go
The whole world will know
They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!

Muffed It

On the internet I am a rookie,
But the web site said they would book me
A tele-health call
And my Doc's on the ball
But I had a mouthful of cookie!

Rookie Without Control

run for fun
run as a rookie
  rookie plays hooky
  rookie seeks fame
fame is a game
fame can hurt 
  hurt like dirt
  hurt your skills
skills and drills
skills to run  
               run out of fun
   

Cookie From the Rookie

Crying...with a wet diaper 
The two-year-old boy weeps 
Mom and dad still sleep 
His five-year-old sister awakes- hyper 
She thinks- "I'll give him a cookie" 
The boy stops bawling- good thinks, by the rookie 

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The Rookie

THE ROOKIE
He said there is no “GOD”
She said it might be true
They, “both-in-one”, recounted scen-a-rios
To explain the stand He-she took;
I was sooo hard on rocks:
And where was HE!
I sooo needed him when my loved one was sick:
And where was HE!
I fell, real hard, and needed an Anchor:
And where was HE!
I cried, so hard, because I

Young Rookie Cop and Her Instincts

Young rookie cop was horrified at the old lady’s truth. 
She wanted to put on the cuffs and haul her in.
Wait a sec, the veteran sergeant said. This is Auntie Ruth.
She might not be the culprit. She has an identical twin.

So let’s go get the other one, said the rookie, Ilene.
Not as easy as you

Homelessness

Hand written cardboard signs
Held up by soiled hands
Asking for food, for change.
New to the game and still clean
Rookie looking like
He just went out for a walk
Stood curbside
Taking tips from the veteran.
His anguish ridden face
Spoke volumes.
No huddle necessary
Just teamwork setting up for the play.
From one car to the next
Some give some don’t.
I was ready this time.
$2

Interview With the Wise Rookie

Interview with The Wise Rookie 

What did you think of the pitcher’s stuff tonight? 

Darn good.
Yeah, his fast ball was ugly tonight.
Pure evil. I did manage 
to put some wood on a change he threw
In the fifth, went for a single up the middle; 
but his slider tonight was bloody wicked, 
Especially when thrown down

Rookie Teacher's Lament

Lesson plan, lesson plan, so full of detail,
Lesson plan, lesson plan, you simply can't fail.
  Every second, every minute's,
  Got something good in it;
          So-o-o
  It's time to proceed;
  You're just bound to succeed!

An hour later you're tired
Of results undesired,
From a class

Evan a Rookie Thanks Him

E  Even
A  A
R  Republican
T  Thanks
H  Him

Forgot what you call it.

Jim Horn

Winter Vacation Rookie

winter vacation rookie
still cutting on the air
woman thinks he is crazy
shakes her head as earth returns

heat now on
woman now content
funyuns being munched on
dr. pepper being gulped down

up the road we go
down the road we ride
snowflakes seen
eye big as saucers

yep, it is no longer summer
nope, the feeling does not change
yep, life is no longer a bummer
nope,

From a Rookie To a Power House Player

FROM A ROOKIE TO A POWER HOUSE PLAYER
Lights, camera, action...
Are you ready to have some fun tonight...
Well you are in for the ride of your life...
I'm all pumped up and primed for a wild
Time, the kind that makes your eyes roll
In the back of your head...
So take it off baby and let's see what you
Got...
Lights,

Rookie On the Soup

( ROOKIE ON THE SOUP )

My name is Jasmine I use rhymes when I write, so my poems are in a loop.
I found a new place to share my poetry, and I`m a rookie on the soup.
I hope everyone welcomes me here, so far everyone is nice.
Soon once I feel comfortable, I will be a

The Hookie, Cookie, Rookie

The Hooky, Cookie, Rookie
Dr. James E. Martin
©January, 2014

They say his nick-name is “Cookie.”
From school he’d often play hooky.
He was no fool,
Was actually quite cool,
It is evident he was no rookie.

Cowboy Rookie

He drove up to the Triple "T" Ranch in his brand new Cadillac!
In his air-conditioned trailer wuz his Arabian steed an' the finest tack!
He'd dreamed uv bein' a real workin' cowboy since he wuz a tad,
So he fitted hisself out with the latest fashions there wuz to be had!

On his Tony Lama alligator boots he

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