He is Sir Fabulous Fabian
Supporting a neighbor lesbian,
Whose name is either Miss Bibian
Or one that sounds much like Vivian;
Would by the neck her haters grab
And force them to board a fast cab…
I had my firm question for Fab:
“if he would butcher on a slab,
Who with charcoal lesbian’s face dab”
“No! I should like robbers them nab
And treat them like a novel drab!”
I feared Fabian could do much worse
That might at last warrant A Nurse!
So different from fellow knight
Protecting Miss Bibian all night
Kind to lesbian Sir Fabian,
She would say in French ‘Tres Bien.’
Categories:
robbers, character, conflict, devotion, women,
Form: Rhyme
cops
undercover, officers
chasing, apprehending, shooting
arrest, paddy wagon, notorious, lawless
stealing, fleeing, plundering
masked, armed
robbers
Date written: 04/17/2022
Categories:
robbers, creation, poetry, words,
Form: Diamante
Bathsheba has wandering eyes
For brownies, cake, and apple pies
Her appetite
Is dynamite
The Harem call her, "Thunder Thighs"
Categories:
robbers, humor,
Form: Limerick
bank rob
nice job!
broke in
with twin
dumb fools
such tools
oh, snap!
mishap
Date written: 02/13/2022
Categories:
robbers, humor, imagery, people, places,
Form: Footle
Mountain Rain Robbers
David J Walker
Before passing over
This part of the plains
The cumulonimbus fleet
Take a long drink
from the gulf of
Baja California
From El Nino and La Nina ‘s
Playground
Bearing Gifts of rain
The passing clouds gather
But are often robbed in the
Sierra’s along the way
Eyewitnesses all say
The same description
A distraction lost
In the beauty of the Mountains
Thoughtlessly robbing the Rain clouds
Rerouted into shimmering rivers
Taking away the pure waters
That were headed our way
Categories:
robbers, allegory,
Form: Rhyme
Robbers in their den:
The harshest of men,
In all ten,
Their boss, Terrible Ben!!
Stepbrother of as terrible Ken!!
Now, not with his pistol but confusing pen,
Their next operation indicating 'When'
And much persuaded to give it a name
One wouldn't have guessed, Nursing Mother Hen
For his having once favored 'Operation Wren'
Categories:
robbers, adventure, day, death, evil,
Form: Rhyme
Robbers in their den:
The harshest of men,
In all ten,
Their boss, terrible Ben!!
Stepbrother of as terrible Ken!!
Now, not with his pistol but confusing pen
Their next operation indicating 'when'
And much persuaded to give it a name
One wouldn't have guessed, nursing mother hen
For his having once favored 'operation wren'
Categories:
robbers, adventure, corruption, death, evil,
Form: Rhyme
It nearly was a rude shock,
When I cursorily checked the lock,
Looking beyond the first block
And saw not a sheep in a once stampeding flock:
The security there by many judged “A Rock”,
That would the painstaking efforts of robbers mock
And rather produce them in some dock,
If not that day, after the crow of the Earliest Cock
,,, All in a matter of repeated Tick Tock!
Which shepherd could bear a disappeared flock?
But, Alas! Looking back at me is a disappeared flock!
Categories:
robbers, emotions, encouraging, loss,
Form: Rhyme
He held the bat like Excalibur,
lockdown villains open-planned,
one cancellation ripped his brain,
one robber do it yourself grave,
two more buy what they want,
their faces previous with rage,
home-owner comfort eating
his bullets,
both fell first date the Devil.
Categories:
robbers, allegory, anxiety, city, deep,
Form: Blank verse
Burglars and robbers! He declared in an absolute way.
Or squirrels and crows, she said. Ready to play.
You are weird he told her.
I know she said. Flash of fur.
A squirrel ran past carrying his wallet that day.
Gave it to a crow who latched on and soon flew away.
Categories:
robbers, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Bottled water all over the porch
Tempting robbers
But none have come
And it has been months
Even our toilet paper
Could be out here
A safe place
Deer do not use toilet paper
Categories:
robbers, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
a limerick by Wayne Wysocki
They tell me that Vladimir Putin
Called his guards and they started in shootin'
Seems some robbers were struck
With unfortunate luck
'Twas the bank where Vlad kept all his loot in.
Categories:
robbers, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Heart robbers
Chasing after fine brothers,
Prior to a valentine arrival,
This elfin figure had no rival.
Hobgoblins are hobnobbing again
Playing games for a heart to sprain
Plastic surgeons with harpoons and weapons
To bludgeon emotions for coupons, sine qua non.
But this gossamer heart’s gone to bed, futon anon!
Heart robbers,
Costumed as fine brothers.
Categories:
robbers, betrayal, emotions, feelings, friendship,
Form: Romanticism
It's midnight me and my mate
are just trying to make a few bob,
better hurry cos we can't be late
or we'll lose our laboratory job,
our place of work wouldn't suit Everyone,
the cemetery in the dark under moonlight,
no worries they're all dead and gone
but sometimes not, then we get a fright,
call it body snatching or exhumation
the fresher they are the more we earn,
we just supply there's no communication,
set price no such thing as sale or return,
we know it's a dirty job but someone has
to do it for the benefit of all mankind,
they don't care, man woman boy or lass
only interested in what they may find,
we ask no questions, except how many
bodies they need and when required,
we charge seven pounds and a penny,
for each body though more is desired,
we don't advertise all word of mouth
due to the law frowns upon what we do,
we operate in all parts mainly down south
no need to worry we'll be careful with you,
Inspired by the famous grave robbers Burke and Hare 1800s.
(bob is slang for a shilling)
Categories:
robbers, dark, grave, horror, murder,
Form: Rhyme
Nabbed by a cop
Tried to stop crime
Said “drop the loot”
Crook went to jail
Made his bail quick
More detail at six
Turned a new leaf
Tired of grief now
A thief no more
3/9/16
Categories:
robbers, conflict, humorous,
Form: Than-Bauk
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