Best Robbers Poems
STOP! I said, STOP NOW!
Turn facing the wall
Lift your skirt slowly
Take off your panties
Throw them behind you
Don't turn around.
Now, close your eyes.
Relax for me.
I'm touching you.
Babe, I'm
trying to
spice our
marriage
I LOVE
You
Pace, G
INK-U-SCRIPT
04-26-2012
Categories:
robbers, husband, love, passion, wife,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse
Burglars and robbers! He declared in an absolute way.
Or squirrels and crows, she said. Ready to play.
You are weird he told her.
I know she said. Flash of fur.
A squirrel ran past carrying his wallet that day.
Gave it to a crow who latched on and soon flew away.
Categories:
robbers, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Nabbed by a cop
Tried to stop crime
Said “drop the loot”
Crook went to jail
Made his bail quick
More detail at six
Turned a new leaf
Tired of grief now
A thief no more
3/9/16
Categories:
robbers, conflict, humorous,
Form:
Than-Bauk
cops
undercover, officers
chasing, apprehending, shooting
arrest, paddy wagon, notorious, lawless
stealing, fleeing, plundering
masked, armed
robbers
Date written: 04/17/2022
Categories:
robbers, creation, poetry, words,
Form:
Diamante
We put the urn aboard ship.
Excubant vigil by starlight kept.
Cradled in a zephyr grip,
distant, the desolate catacomb crept.
Homeward, encumbered vessels slip
adorned in the dreams of those who slept.
Preston Graham
Submission for contest: Complete The Lines
Hosted by: nette onclaud
07/25/15
Line 5 - Sappho
Categories:
robbers, art, betrayal, boat, grave,
Form:
Bathsheba has wandering eyes
For brownies, cake, and apple pies
Her appetite
Is dynamite
The Harem call her, "Thunder Thighs"
Categories:
robbers, humor,
Form:
Limerick
ONE SHOULD NOT MAKE PLANS FOR TOMORROW, LIFE IS UNPREDICTABLE, THE UNEXPECTED CAN HAPPEN IN A SPLIT SECOND. “QUOTE BY POET”
I woke up to a brilliant sunny spring day,
The flowers blooming, the birds were chirping,
The tree leaves dancing to a gentle wind blowing,
Rustling their young leaves, our chime tinkling.
The jacaranda trees which looked so dashing
Giving us a glorious show, their flowers tumbling
To the ground beneath, resembling purple carpeting.
Our annual optician’s appointment was today,
So off to mall we go, reluctant to leave our patio.
We were right on time, and the optician saw me first,
All good he said after my consultation, go have fun
And choose your specs.
Whilst choosing my funky frames, a petrifying noise
Surrounded the mall, the six of us froze.
So scary ,surreal, horrendous and mind boggling,
Loud shots, automatic gun fire, people shouting,
Shots fired from where no one knew, people screaming,
We huddled under the counter, shots still ringing,
The brave receptionist ran to shut the glass door and locked it
Then ran back to join us under the counter.
Normality returned all too soon, as an elderly man who
Seemed shell shocked and disorientated, stumbled in as the
Receptionist cautiously re-opened the door. He told us the
Robbers were professionals, and were in and out in 5 minutes,
Well-rehearsed he added, and the almighty thunderous
Bangs we heard, were from hearsay, that the robbers
Shot and broke the glass display cabinets, taking
All and every piece of jewellery with them. A getaway car, revving,
In the open parking on the third floor all ready and waiting.
The jewellery shop was just above us. The ear shattering
Sounds were thus inevitable.
My thoughts however went to those terrified people shopping,
In the corridors of the mall,
Who had no shelter at all.
What happened to that wonderful sunny spring morning that I woke up to, flowers blooming, tree leaves gently swaying in the breeze and majestic jacaranda trees carpeting the ground with their purple flowers.
We are mere mortals who live on a very turbulent and troubled planet, a planet called earth.
Miraculously, no one was injured, to my knowledge.
THIS IS A TRUE STORY - IT HAPPENED TO US ON THE 30TH SEPTEMBER
Categories:
robbers, scary,
Form:
Free verse
It's midnight me and my mate
are just trying to make a few bob,
better hurry cos we can't be late
or we'll lose our laboratory job,
our place of work wouldn't suit Everyone,
the cemetery in the dark under moonlight,
no worries they're all dead and gone
but sometimes not, then we get a fright,
call it body snatching or exhumation
the fresher they are the more we earn,
we just supply there's no communication,
set price no such thing as sale or return,
we know it's a dirty job but someone has
to do it for the benefit of all mankind,
they don't care, man woman boy or lass
only interested in what they may find,
we ask no questions, except how many
bodies they need and when required,
we charge seven pounds and a penny,
for each body though more is desired,
we don't advertise all word of mouth
due to the law frowns upon what we do,
we operate in all parts mainly down south
no need to worry we'll be careful with you,
Inspired by the famous grave robbers Burke and Hare 1800s.
(bob is slang for a shilling)
Categories:
robbers, dark, grave, horror, murder,
Form:
Rhyme
a limerick by Wayne Wysocki
They tell me that Vladimir Putin
Called his guards and they started in shootin'
Seems some robbers were struck
With unfortunate luck
'Twas the bank where Vlad kept all his loot in.
Categories:
robbers, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
In the night,
Two rogues entered my bed room
Flickering their glowing torches
Dancing every corner
On the ceiling
On the floor
On the mirror
Under the bed
What is that they are searching?
They do not know,
That they already have robbed my sleepy eyes
Finally I caught them and imprisoned in a jar
Categories:
robbers, night,
Form:
Free verse
The Robbers stole my life from me
one filled with pain and hate
broke down my defences
changed the hand of fate
with love and understanding
and never end of faith
never asked a question
just made me feel safe
when i tried to pull away
ashamed of what i was
just held me all the tighter
and i knew i wasn't judged
now in the light i see
the chains that bound were lies
and my Robbers truely
Angel in disguised
Categories:
robbers, lifeme,
Form:
Robbers in their den:
The harshest of men,
In all ten,
Their boss, terrible Ben!!
Stepbrother of as terrible Ken!!
Now, not with his pistol but confusing pen
Their next operation indicating 'when'
And much persuaded to give it a name
One wouldn't have guessed, nursing mother hen
For his having once favored 'operation wren'
Categories:
robbers, adventure, corruption, death, evil,
Form:
Rhyme
Hackers
Systems’ dare-devil invaders
And secret passwords discoverers:
Into the privacy of computers intruding,
Their mouse masterfully clicking
And their sleeping documents awaking,
With treasured, classified files
Going unauthorized miles!
Jumpers at an opening door,
With throat –slitting knives
Rather than keepers of either hand under the jaw
And risking careless forfeiture of their own lives!
Every single one of them is like a pen robber:
A face and countenance eternally sober;
Always oneself helping with quiet literacy
That would the business make racy:
A very dirty, unexciting job
That still makes one’s heart excitingly throb.
Espionage has hackers’ services mandated
And their termination, not dated,
Computer wizardry the reason why they’re thriving
And the ingenious ones sure they’re striving.
Hackers, I know, have got their hackers:
Bosom friends from a staff
Willing to assist them not by half;
Also, Hackers have answers for their trackers
On merit, famous for being Crime-Crackers
Magically able to lick their blood like Suckers
Mainly, ill -luck has been a hacker’s blocker;
Nemesis that fires shots and doesn’t miss;
Its bullets, Death’s engulfing Kiss.
Categories:
robbers, computer,
Form:
Rhyme
Heart robbers
Chasing after fine brothers,
Prior to a valentine arrival,
This elfin figure had no rival.
Hobgoblins are hobnobbing again
Playing games for a heart to sprain
Plastic surgeons with harpoons and weapons
To bludgeon emotions for coupons, sine qua non.
But this gossamer heart’s gone to bed, futon anon!
Heart robbers,
Costumed as fine brothers.
Categories:
robbers, betrayal, emotions, feelings, friendship,
Form:
Romanticism
He held the bat like Excalibur,
lockdown villains open-planned,
one cancellation ripped his brain,
one robber do it yourself grave,
two more buy what they want,
their faces previous with rage,
home-owner comfort eating
his bullets,
both fell first date the Devil.
Categories:
robbers, allegory, anxiety, city, deep,
Form:
Blank verse