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Funny Retirement Poems

These Funny Retirement poems are examples of Retirement poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Retirement Funny poems written by international poets.


My Own Private Canterbury by Barbara Putnam
When we retired we were so inspired:
To live free and rest from our labors.
This mobile home park has lived up to the mark,
But oh, goodness...

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Categories: humorous, retirement,

Premium MemberFRIDAY FEELING by Curtis Moorman
FRIDAY FEELING

Finally, my leisure time has come
Ringing alarm clocks are now all gone
I gave forty six years to working hard
Don't work at all, except in...

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Categories: appreciation, feelings, fun, retirement,



Premium MemberInside Outdoor Voices by Gerald Dillenbeck
Just as honesty plants seeds of integrity
so too
vulnerability plants seeds of honesty.

My primary vocation
in this my gay grandfatherly retiring age
is to parent mindbody challenged adolescents
of...

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Categories: retirement, environment, family, health, love,

Premium MemberRetirement Poem by James Study
This is the day you hang it all up
We drink to you from a paper cup
From the boss not a tear
Let the door hit your...

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Categories: retirement, celebration, funny, work,

Premium MemberYoung and Reckless by Eve Roper
Got drunk as a skunk, at a debutante
Eye catching tat I want.  With no regrets
a masterpiece of art that I can flaunt
clearly expressing my...

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Categories: art, funny, love, retirement,

About by Peter Lewis Holmes
                 About

Now I’m retired, free of bosses
And fools and...

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Categories: retirement,

No Longer Fit for Work by Bill Lindsay
No more faxes, no more phones                   ...

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Categories: age, funny, old, retirement,

Retirement by Bill Lindsay
No more faxes, no more phones                   ...

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Cubicle Life by TY HU
click click, click click, tick-tock, tick-tock,
the clock seems to tick not as fast as one wants,
the air conditioner stops now they can hear you chew,...

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Categories: retirement, cheer up, computer, day,

Premium Membera package from Amazon by RUDOLPH RINALDI
getting old
sitting on my rocker
waiting for mail 

a package
from Amazon 
with my first fast elder walker with seat

they say that this fast elder walker with...

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Categories: retirement, funny, humorous, life, old,

61 and Done by Guy Chaifetz
When you’re born into this world of ours.
You have no idea if you’ll reach its ivory towers.
If you’re lucky to be born into a house...

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Categories: retirement, life, money, moving on,

Another Day Without a Dollar by Guy Chaifetz
Another day without a dollar.
Another day, I’m not a scholar.
Makes me yell, scream and holler.
Another day without a dollar.

Another day, not one red cent.
Another day,...

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Categories: moving on, retirement,

Premium MemberYoung Whipper Snappers by Jack Ellison


Was self-employed for thirty-five years
So when I finally called it quits
No big party, no expensive gold watch
No well wishers, no funny quips

As I quietly sailed...

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Categories: retirement, time,

Solitude: To Yoda, An Ode by Dan Keir
Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.

Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.

Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs,...

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Categories: retirement, adventure, angst, confusion, dark,

Retirement Plan by DrJim Martin
 Retirement Plan

Dr. James E. Martin
©February, 2013

Now that I’ve reached a ripe old age,
I sit on the porch and sip sweet tea.
Some may question the...

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Categories: funny, life, retirement, may,

Premium MemberHaiku Shoppe by John Posey
 Great idea here
Let’s open a Haiku Shoppe
They go great with beer

Easy to find I’m told
They hide under nibs of pens
Don’t let them get old

To...

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Categories: retirement, business, fantasy, funny, imagination,

Premium MemberAin't Retirement Grand by Jack Ellison
I wake up at 5:30 most mornings
Before the sun has a chance to rise
Head for the bathroom as fast as I can
To get rid of...

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Categories: retirement, funny, life, old, old,

RETIREMENT by Nola Perez
Thirty years in the work force, 
I might have stopped earlier, of course, 
but kept on working with my hard-earned skills.
It kept me out of...

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Retirement and the Mountains by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Retirement in the Mountains

There once was an old mountain man.
He hunted and lived off the land.
He always felt fine.
When he danced in moonshine.
So he danced...

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Categories: retirement, funny, life

Retirement by valerie bellefleur
Before Jack retired
He promised that
He shovel the snow
He'd feed the cat


He'd fix the roof
And mend the sink
He paint the 
Bathroom sunrise pink

He'd build a den
And...

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Categories: retirement, funny, cousin,