Rudolph's Retirement

Old Rudolph sired a reindeer last June
In hopes Santa would retire him soon
But the young one's red nose winks
Like a brothel's red light blinks
So they tied him outside the saloon

12-14-18
For  contest Funny Reindeer Limerick for Tania Kitchin
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Roper Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 9:07 PM
Congratulations, Larry ,on your win. It was a very creative and very entertaining limerick! May you and yours have a very Merry Christmas ... Hugs Eve
Bradfield Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 9:40 PM
Thank you and Merry Christmas, Eve. Love the lighthouse drawing and poem..you are very talented in both!!
Canerdy Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 4:30 PM
GOOD one, Larry! CONGRATS! Janice
Bradfield Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 5:14 PM
Thank you, Janice!!
Allison Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 4:18 PM
the imagery is hilarious Larry, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Bradfield Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 5:14 PM
Thanks, Jan!!
Kitchin Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 4:05 PM
Larry I really liked your funny Limerick, congratulations on your first placement in the contest!
Bradfield Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 5:14 PM
Thank you, Tania.
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