Restrooms Poems - Poems about Restrooms

...The slots spin, the casino’s siren song bellows its flashy music-box tune. Click, click, click…. O so close! “It’s not gambling,” she says, “it’s just a half-assed prayer we ritually rep......Read the rest...

...Hello. I was born after the Civil War and met my fate after much civil unrest. You may have never encountered me, but some things you might already know. My name is Jim Crow, and I was born and lived......Read the rest...

...Fringe benefits (a plug) for perks (yo man) living at 2 highland manor drive Expanse of green acres draped like a petticoat when ye arrive birds of a feather flock together and bees gather coll......Read the rest...

...Arthritis dictates much of what I do, Relenting sometimes, though. Then I will be Elated as I feel my strength renew, Take walks pain-free and do, with energy, Housework without completely wear......Read the rest...

...I wish I could use public restrooms without being afraid. I wish I wasn't uncomfortable in my body. I wish I wasn't assigned female at birth. I wish others would use my correct name and pronouns. ......Read the rest...

...A field day shoe fit for Mother Goose Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice Pandora called triggering helter skelter to get loose necessitating Bullwinkle J. Moose to usher at yours t......Read the rest...

...I think last night I caught a glimpse into your soul in the same, unlucky way strangers catch a glimpse of you through the gaps in the doors of public restrooms in America. It was pure, unadultera......Read the rest...

...I once traveled around the U. S. on a Greyhound bus, My wife thought I was crazy, but she made little fuss, It was, by far, the most awesome adventure I ever took Three changes of clothes, lots of......Read the rest...

...Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle when off to see a crooked man and woman, whilst cowards jumped over moo ving little pair of mis......Read the rest...

...In love- we married young- my dear Marine and I. We moved from North to South to settle in the home which housed our little nest- June- nineteen fifty-eight. My poems honor this. But, I was ......Read the rest...

...I’m proud to contradict you, sir...your p***s makes you male...and males who claim they’re female are too often merely fools That feign their - swap in gender - to compete in women’s sports......Read the rest...

...Man-cave said to She-shed, "Here's a thought, why don't we build an actual house to live in together?" She-shed queried, "separate bedrooms, restrooms, office and work-out space?" Man-cave:......Read the rest...

...Book nerds enter at your own risk foot tap…which way to go to dash away down the stairs to thumb the stacks and stacks The major place is free but book nerds long to own a thousand million......Read the rest...

...Boohoo is bidding for Boo-Boo But Yogi’s not seeking a deal, He’s scanning the park for a picnic Looking forward to his evening meal. Warner Brothers deny their involvement So investors are ke......Read the rest...

...Ever since I was a teen, I dreamed of seeing the land of Mardi Gras. Visiting the Big Easy had become stuck deep inside my craw. I wanted to see the French Quarter, a mystical place of make believe......Read the rest...