Restrooms Poems - Poems about Restrooms

July first two thousand and twenty five

...July first two thousand and twenty five...
signals the eighth year we lived
at our present location,
where fringe benefits (a plug) for perks
living at 2 highland manor drive.

Expanse of green...

Why you should re-think voting Democratic in all of our elections part one

...1   If you are especially a hetero-sexual white male or female Christian and/or
     Conservative they will use: DEI, CRT and other illegal discrimination s' against
     you.  You can also be Jewi...

The Blue Garden

...15 minute city going down slow...
10,000 vehicles, everyone going
Live in the bottleneck, nowhere to go.
New coffee houses replace the old
Old coffee houses now closed
New owners can't speak Eng...

My own personal updates part five Q and A

...Q:  According to some Christian You Tubers, is Jesus Christ using Trump for
      His own agenda as well as Satan is?

A:   He's willing to help Israel, Mexico, Somalia and others fight against 
...

In this ing world of false smiles and obligatory happiness

...In this ing world of false smiles and obligatory happiness,
I am the drunkard who refuses to wash his brain with cheap optimism.
I let the wave of filth flood over me, soaking my broken shoes and t...

Donald Trump is our 45 and our 47 United States President Q and A part one

...Q:  Why did President Donald Trump win both the Electoral and the Popular Vote?

A:  He followed in the footsteps of President Ronald Reagan when he ran against
     his Democratic incumbent, Pres...

The haunted train of Schwenksville

...The haunted train of Schwenksville

After dark every Halloween
since living social in Perkiomen Valley
for seven long years,
a shrill whistle train whistle
(often compared to the sound
of a bi...

The Jon Bon Jovi Rest Area

...On the Garden State Parkway
In New Jersey state,
There are places to stop
To put food on your plate

Or put gas in your tank
Or prevent further grief
With a stop to the restrooms
To get some ...

a bloat

...
a bloat
of hippopotamuses
zoo restrooms beckon...

Praying in the Golden Temple

...The slots spin,
the casino’s siren song
bellows its flashy music-box tune.

Click, click, click….

O so close!

“It’s not gambling,” she says,
“it’s just a half-assed prayer
we ritually rep...

Jim Crow's Demise

...Hello. I was born after the Civil War and met my fate after much civil unrest. You may have never encountered me, but some things you might already know. My name is Jim Crow, and I was born and lived...

Fringe Benefits a Plug For Perks Yo Man Living At 2 Highland Manor Drive

...Fringe benefits (a plug) for perks (yo man) living at 2 highland manor drive

Expanse of green acres draped
like a petticoat when ye arrive
birds of a feather flock together
and bees gather coll...

Are These My Golden Years

...Arthritis dictates much of what I do,
Relenting sometimes, though. Then I will be
Elated as I feel my strength renew,

Take walks pain-free and do, with energy,
Housework without completely wear...

I Wish

...I wish I could use public restrooms without being afraid.
I wish I wasn't uncomfortable in my body.
I wish I wasn't assigned female at birth.
I wish others would use my correct name and pronouns.
...

A Field Day Shoe Fit For Mother Goose

...A field day shoe fit for Mother Goose
  
Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice
Pandora called triggering 
helter skelter to get loose
necessitating Bullwinkle J. Moose
to usher at yours t...

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