The Jon Bon Jovi Rest Area

On the Garden State Parkway In New Jersey state, There are places to stop To put food on your plate Or put gas in your tank Or prevent further grief With a stop to the restrooms To get some relief. Certain rest stops are named After locals of fame, Since their monikers give them A touch of acclaim. One such area called “Jon Bon Jovi” salutes The adored well-known singer With New Jersey roots. I’m not sure if Bon Jovi’s Possessed of a clue That his namesake’s the place People pee or they poo.