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Where's the loo

"Open door!" yells he,
"Outta way, need a wee!"
After piddle, 
Timeless riddle,
"What's for tea?"
"Can't chat!' says she,.
"Need a wee!"
So you and me,
Aging bladder to you,
"Where's the loo?"
Anywhere you go,
Wait, soon you'll know!

Categories: repartee, age, anxiety, future, giggle,
Form: Rhyme

Losing Mary Lou

I had to discourage the love of Mary Lou
My pals advised me what to do 
Just insult her the Texas way
She'll set you free and go away.

But Mary Lou heard on the grapevine of my plan, 
so decided down the road she could kick the can
I told her that I'd rather cuddle a hornet than

Categories: repartee, absence, girlfriend, humor, hurt,
Form: Lyric

Repartee

REPARTEE (wordplay) :

I saw a fierce tiger moving in the woods,
Last time when I was playing gulf with Tiger Woods.
I looked tony and ready to cruise,
As I was introduced to Toni Cruz.
Big ups to James and Brown for gifting me that nice shoe,
It looks like the one James Brown wore to perform, 'I got you'.
And

Categories: repartee, word play,
Form: Lyric

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Our Daily Repartee

Must confess, you guys keep me alive
On our daily repartee, I continue to thrive
So many friends
Companions to the end
Journeying forth, my joy I can't hide

Categories: repartee, day,
Form: Limerick

I Relish Sparring Repartee of Clever Quips

I relish sparring repartee of clever quips...

Particularly, when voicing and/or
writing bon mots doth betake
chuckling clownlike me 
rumbled stilled skin,
and e'en rouses 
this mummified corpse
(asleep for bajillion years) 
among sleepers awake,
where mine inside belly 
doth pleasantly ache

jollity the best medicine 
most thus spoke Zarathustra,
asper nonpareil persona 
American radio broadcaster
Doctor Demento would attest,
one need not buy, 
nor

Categories: repartee, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Our Daily Repartee

Must confess, you guys keep me alive
On our daily repartee, I continue to thrive
So continue my friends
Companions to the end
Journeying forth, my joy I can't hide

Categories: repartee, friendship,
Form: Limerick

Our Daily Repartee

Must confess, you guys keep me alive
On our daily repartee, I continue to thrive
So many friends
Companions to the end
Journeying forth, my joy I can't hide

Categories: repartee, fun,
Form: Limerick

Repartee

My name is Julie Chatterbox,
 I do waste thoughts a lot,
I can perform my monologue,
My brain does yap-a-lot,
All I have to say,
Is raise your coffee this way,
To stinking thinking, okay!
If you want an opinion, ask me,
I can indulge in repartee!

Categories: repartee, fun,
Form: Free verse

Repartee

Well lah-tee-daw and fiddle-tee-dee
What's this stuff that's come over me
Happy as a pig
Doing a jig
A jig's not my thing, gonna resort to repartee

Categories: repartee, encouraging,
Form: Limerick

Our Daily Repartee

Must confess, you guys keep me alive
On our daily repartee, I continue to thrive
So many friends
Companions to the end
Journeying forth, my joy I can't hide


© Jack Ellison 2015

Categories: repartee, friendship,
Form: Limerick

An Engaging Repartee

Enjoying an appealing repartee
Over scones and a cup of tea
Belching whilst cooking
Avoiding chronic particles from choking

Comradeship amongst landed gentry and friends
It all makes faultless sense
Avoiding topics that’s nonsensical
Keeping a lid on emotions and remaining sensible

Being sensuously sociable
Status eminent and unreachable
It is nonetheless within pulpit reach
Spattered with a seven year itch

A contentious immoral pair
Culminating in an

Categories: repartee, angst,
Form: Classicism

Illinois Central Repartee

As he stood paper cup in hand by the drinking fountain on a train

 somewhere south of Kankakee, miles from Chicago,

 a quiet, pensive, older man was getting harangued by a loudmouthed, 

 blowsy, beer drinking, inconsiderate, disheveled and overweight woman.

 Aka, his wife.  


She finally shut her mouth after he exploded with,

“get your

Categories: repartee, funny, travel,
Form: Narrative