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Receptionists Poems - Poems about Receptionists


Premium Member A Cross Between -
...a cross between a crocodile and a washing machine a cross between a poorly snowman and a pot of cream a cross between a flamboyant preacher and a magazine a cross between an athlete ......

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Categories: receptionists, fun, funny, humorous, imagery,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Going, Going, Gone Extinct
...Say bye-bye to these: "Hold, please." (Hold what?) Typewriter Repairman Ads "Dial this number..." (What's 'dial?') Down-time... Offline Compliments (Complaint Departments h......

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Categories: receptionists, fun, future, goodbye, history,
Form: List



Premium Member Friday Night Check-Ins
...Friday Night Check-ins The days have been calm and collected. The guests have been happy, content. The weekday staff scurry out from the hotel To avoid the upcoming eve......

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Categories: receptionists, age, england, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Happy Mother's Day 2022
...I remember my mom having a collection of hats she stored under her bed. For any occasion that could arise…she had a hat to set atop her head. Moms of today are different…often they go out with th......

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Categories: receptionists, mothers day,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Ugliness of Her Job
...She wanted to be an exotic dancer, but she was a receptionist. Other receptionists wanted to be an admin assistant. She was not one of those; she wanted a stripper pole. She was envisioning hersel......

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Categories: receptionists, jobs,
Form: Prose Poetry



Premium Member Most Somber St Pattys Day Ever
...March 17th 2020 Somber St Patrick’s Day No parade; I am in doctor’s office No restaurants No bars No congregating Waiting room chairs are facing the wall Only a few left out for you to sit......

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Categories: receptionists, age,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Her Many Hats
...When I was young my mom, like most women, donned a hat when she went out. Dad said it added to her beauty…of this I had no doubt. My mom had a collection of hats she stored in boxes under her bed......

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Categories: receptionists, mothers day,
Form: Verse
Want To Go To Heaven
...Give your wife to heaven Give your children to heaven Then go last of all A good team of receptionists they’ll be They’ll open gates of heaven for you......

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Categories: receptionists, happiness, heaven, irony,
Form: Free verse
Great Departure
...Are you ready? will made and signed debts paid and closed charity to poor done broken promises fulfilled family investments done Are you ready? have you repented? Are family, friends prepar......

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Categories: receptionists, allusion, death, heaven,
Form: Free verse
Bad Surgery
...My Doctors' surgery could do with some music. And some decent lighting. And better looking receptionists. And possibly a dancing pole in the middle. Oh and a Buffet.......

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Categories: receptionists, funny, health,
Form: Free verse
You Can'T Have a Security Company Without Having Security Guards
...you can't have a security company without having security guards for it's those dedicated men and women who are the company's heart how many vice presidents do you need who only sit in meetings? h......

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Categories: receptionists, angst, business, inspirational, political,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Twenty-Six
...Twenty-six doctors At my door (I gotta get rid of this darn door!!!!) With twenty-six diagnosis, And then, twenty-six more... Twenty-six pills For twenty-six ills, My voice sta......

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Categories: receptionists, confusion, funny, health,
Form: Burlesque

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