Wife Rat Poems

Matlock the hare has a good life
He is alone now, he has lost his wife.
But his offspring are near, visiting each day.
He loves his evenings,...

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A tank rat is a throwback to
Another place and time,
For somehow all that armor grew
Amidst primordial slime,
And now protects them in their crime.

At night, they...

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I ain't gonna brag, boast, blab...,
lest yours truly suffers demise from backstab,
resignedly taking wheel of our automobile
donning, (but NOT trumpeting) 
role as taxi cab

shuttling the...

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We, my wife and I, were living 
With our son in an Indian Metropolis.
It was sometime before 
I took up my assignment in Africa. 

I...

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When that alarm clock goes off 'fore dawn's crack
And you pull your achin' bones from the sack--
Then you start havin' you some real doubt,
If this...

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Now here's a story, that is absolutely true
It involves a wife, a possum, and a baby
If you ask me if my wife knows I told...

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