Baby Rat Poems

Matlock the hare has a good life
He is alone now, he has lost his wife.
But his offspring are near, visiting each day.
He loves his evenings,...

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I ain't gonna brag, boast, blab...,
lest yours truly suffers demise from backstab,
resignedly taking wheel of our automobile
donning, (but NOT trumpeting) 
role as taxi cab

shuttling the...

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I am in my beautifully decorated office where I have dragged overflow 
A baby gift that should have been given over to the new mama...

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Zero chills 
Poping pills 
Month 9 panctured belly
Baby never made it
Mama still shaking booty
Thursday reaggae 
Still lit she feel
Someone call Dr dolittle
I got a litre...

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O squalling baby fat and red,
Laying on your nursery bed,
Clamber down onto the floor,
Crawl or toddle out the door.
Go to school. Graduate.
Take another for your...

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Now here's a story, that is absolutely true
It involves a wife, a possum, and a baby
If you ask me if my wife knows I told...

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Did you Just bedazzle
My mug?
Did you just put a toto
On my dog?

Are you making a mess
Of my bed!
Seroiusly ,kid
You've done everything in a wreck

Where's my
Study...

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