Ranter Poems | Examples


Premium Member Rent a ranter'

I observed quite stunned as lambie
Voicfully blundered
T'was indeed.. A great vicseral verbal chunda.! Contradictve.!
As it goes.. Is she addicted.? I guess
God only knows.?
Educational standards.? Of this minister?
All seems so skewed, I think indeed she is
More like a (sin-ister) maybe been speeded up
By the w e f.? I have suspicon shes of the
Left.? Or p'raps past any known reference point? I fully expected to hear an oink.' I guess
I ln Davos they've flattered her hard.'said you
Are the only clever person, a star.!
All other Aussies being only retards.' And i'll bet.? 
As they say in America..She swallowed
The  whole nine; yards.!

Premium Member Archie and Edith

Archie Bunker
World War II veteran and blue-collar worker
Anticatholic, racist, sarcastic twisted sense of humor
Edith his submissive wife never anger or ranter

Edith Bunker
Naive wife about life and a chatty wonder
Archie would tell her, Would you stifle yourself, it drove him insane
Loves her husband all the same 


10/4/2021

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Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest
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Premium Member Eloquent Banter

He claims he’s got eloquent banter
In truth he’s a terrible ranter
who just posts on Twitter
and makes people bitter
Perhaps he should be more galanter

Some folks love to use a long word
Out of context it sounds quite absurd
They thumb through a thesaurus
Use long words that just bore us
To be honest they look like a nerd

Eloquent banter you tease me so nicely Contest
Sponsored by Edward McCall

02/02/18


*galanter from German meaning should be more noble/chivalrous


Riding the 4

I’m riding the subway (the 4)
Where you never know what is in store.
	A character stood
	Ranting loudly he should
Have a seat, which I tried to ignore.

His ravings got louder until
Someone rose to accede to his will.
	Though he sat with a plop
	His harangue didn’t stop
And we passengers’d all had our fill.

But the woman who sat to his right
Started cursing with all of her might,
	Saying either he’d quit
	Or she’d have such a fit
That she’d slice him to bits in a fight.

A Samaritan did intercede
So we never saw anyone bleed.
	When the doors opened wide
	He stepped quickly outside
With the ranter, a very cool deed.

The female, though, kept up her shtick;
Her anger was what made her tick.
	I questioned the stars
	Thinking, with all these cars,
Why was this one the one I did pick?

Should Be Lord and Savior

Be On Best Behavior

God should be my Lord and savior
So I better be on best behavior
And me is keeping his eye on
Places where I have gone
For president don't need a ranter and raver.

Jim Horn

Overwhelming

annoying is the static that overwhelmes this station
it irritates my ears, but provokes my minds elation
the essence of the presence of my latest inspiration
takes and breaks my heartache and awakens motivation
though it's uninspired by this unnaccepting nation
greedy bastards, outrageous ranter and a wind flapping incantation
burry in a hurry any risky indication
of things they dread and things they said
inspire indulgence in human sensation.


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