Quibbling Poems

presidential races


Well, the morons are in the race

A little behind but their keeping pace

Running at a close last

I see its the idiots they finally passed

don’t pull your bets: its not over yet

I see the imbeciles sneaking up on the left

Well the out comes unsure of a race finally won

But of the five judges only three have their thumbs

We look to the other judges in the show

Both of them quibbling so I don’t think they know

Now to the contestants to get their thoughts

Who really won and what was the cost?

The moron explains that the sweat their eyes

Prevented them from seeing, but know the judges don’t lie

While the idiot is sprawled-out on the ground

Their number 1 finger never went down

The imbeciles' eyes were lit by his grin

Their only comment was “so I really did win”



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Categories: quibbling, america, freedom, humorous, political,
Form: Epigram

Premium MemberI Love You For Being You

Ideas conveyed in trails of semantics
Or moving over horse and bars in gymnastics
Tumbling, rolling, scribbling phonetics
Reeling, shrilling, scorching like ballistics

Quibbling over ideas and reams of whims
Rattling odd stories of soul's whines and trims
Yours is the power over lines and grims
Absolution or redemption atop one's dreamed
  old gym hymns
Categories: quibbling, funny, sad, words, writing,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberQuessence

quellulent quotatudes
quantify quirky, quiet
qualitative quibbling
quailing questionnaires.
Categories: quibbling, fun, humor, word play,
Form: Alliteration

Premium MemberThe P's Have It

Paula’s partying parrot paraded pridefully past Pete
Particularly poised Petunia pranced persimmon sweet.
Pete preferred Paul’s personality, plowing past Petunia’s pail.
Quizzable questionable quandary quickly confusing quibbling quail.
Categories: quibbling, word play,
Form: Alliteration

Dawn

All nebulous dreams prospecting,
A hideaway in cloud atolls,
A nightly ocean, warmth awaiting,
In quibbling flow, to dawn's aperture
In spectra falling, spectral play crumbled,
Sojourner stars: their lamps parole
In a distance, behind amnesic lights
Razing autumn clouds, amber hues galore!
Cloud heaths, like bosom steaming
Of shying lovers in meeting pour
Whom expectations, sunrays in flurry,
The sky makes dawn red, and Sun allures
The air, in restless breeze cavorting,
By promised things which procure
A blushful pink, on allusion's canvas,
The whimsy sky in homely warmth pleasured
Into a fecund rosiness, its secrets goaded,
Flee from shadowed swathes: staid, demure;
And where played curt poem, autumn moon;
Is a sky by the the bold and brash secured
Categories: quibbling, fate, life,
Form: Free verse


I Have Resigned From Being His Teacher

A good source of Bad Spelling
With the effect Quite Telling:
Sometimes in Serious Writing
‘Capitals’ and ‘Small’ Fighting:
Altering whole passages,
Garnishing The Messages:
Each ‘S’ in Mississippi
Innocently omitting, 
Unthinkable letter P
To ‘Behavior’ submitting:
You strike them out he’s quibbling;
A prelude to ‘Plain Squabbling’ …

I’ve resigned from being his teacher
Rather Good Spelling Preacher:
‘L’ in ‘Halo’ not double
Double the ‘B’ in Stubble …

It’s a pain in The Eye:
‘The written made ‘Hopeless Lie!’
Categories: quibbling, child, education, wisdom, words,
Form: Rhyme

Kaleidoscope of Colors

Along with their hundred siblings
Desiderate food without quibbling
Devote their intact time leaves nibbling

Molting delicate skin during every instar
Enduring all the pain and the skin scars
These little cuties emerge as flying stars

Stepping into the magical prism cocoon
Hanging upside down throughout sun and moon
Starving and fainting inside, never they swoon

Red, blue,orange, green and yellow
Flying colors are these little fellows
Spread wings,blow wind, play music mellow

Unfurling exuberance around
The kaleidoscope of colors abound
Are the queens of world sans crowns

August-20-2021
Categories: quibbling, beautiful, butterfly, cheer up,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberOn Being An Only Child

An only child, like I was, is
still looked upon askance?
As if I could force my Mom
and Dad to make more
babies, perchance?

Those poets here, who know
me quite well, 
Can figure out my honesty, and 
of course, that, I did tell!

I wanted a brother or sister, 
oh, please?
It's not fun to have no one
to play with or please!

" You will have more things
in life," they replied.
But I kept after them, as I am
not one to be denied.

Alas, God decided to send me 
not one sibling!
It taught me to get through
life, with no help or quibbling.

I had and still have friends,who are 
like sisters and brothers to me.
Part of the music of this great earth.
In my heart's whisper,you will forever be!


                    3/11/2021
                      ~3~
Categories: quibbling, childhood, feelings, friend, loneliness,
Form: Couplet

Presidental Races

Well the morons are in the race

A little behind but their keeping pace

Running at a close last

I see its the idiots they finally passed

don’t pull your bets: its not over yet

I see the imbeciles sneaking up on the left

Well the out comes unsure of a race finally won

But of the five judges only three have their thumbs

We look to the other judges in the show

Both of them quibbling so I don’t think they know

Now to the contestants to get their thoughts

Who really won and what was the cost?

The moron explains that the sweat their eyes

Prevented them from seeing, but know the judges don’t lie

While the idiot is sprawled-out on the ground

Their # 1 finger never went down

The imbeciles eyes were lit by his grin

Their only comment was “so I really did win”
Categories: quibbling, analogy, cheer up, community,
Form: Epigram

To Hate

To Hate ... wrenching the world apart
Its forte is transgressing hearts
Pitting a sibling against a sibling
Starving children without quibbling

To Hate... in battles over God
Where 'Holy Wars' are nothing odd
To children renouncing moms and dads
To their young depraved and sad

To Hate... as evil wins the games
Spreading anguish in the name
Of faith and brotherhood of man
To Hate... it boasts the best laid plan

To Hate.. where in the final hour
Those seething souls who give it power
Will answer to the Lord above
For Hate is choosing... not to Love
Categories: quibbling, hate,
Form: Lyric

Premium MemberLast Carriage

Two women fighting over last cart
                 Unsophisticated, brawling, stubborn,
   Short. Up rolls a knight, armor shining bright,
“Why d’ost thou fight til the death o’er singular
       shining carriage? Mine has wings...fly ‘way,
                                take thee for thy miscarriage.
i shall tarry for one of my own.”

Their heads, ready to roll, explode, quibbling,
             quizzical like two German Shepherds —
        ears antennae’d for radar, heads cocked
         ready to shoot, surprised, surrendering
to the prize — shoulders like majestic highs
       walk into the sunset reprise.

The sun sparkles like diamonds
On the suited knight, night’s been saved
        from a ridiculous fight.

What other maelstrom resides in the honey jar?

3/13/2020
Categories: quibbling, angst,
Form: Light Verse

Started Scribbling

Started Scribbling

Started scribbling;
On one more poem nibbling,
About my sibling.

Both me and my sibling 
combined write poems.
The latest one which we 
had written together was 
called,"Rivalry."
Now we have been quibbling 
about our sibling rivalry poem.
Whose name should go first
as the author?

Jim

Was it either babbling or 
bibbling brook where they
wanted to water board the 
crook and also at  throw
the book after another 
scheme up he had tried 
to cook and like Trump
is how he does look?
Poor thing.
Categories: quibbling, humorous,
Form: Haiku

Premium MemberQuibbling With Carter Phipps

Carter Phipps has authored
"Evolutionaries:
Unlocking the Spiritual and Cultural Potential
of Science's Greatest Idea."

Hmmm. This is good rich brown rice,
and I want to stay nice,
cause I like his prime line
but I also like to scribble.

I thought science's greatest idea
was regenerating healthy outcomes,
with alternating slow-grow evolutions
and critical-event revolutions
emerging fertile polypaths
to further polyculturally healthy
wealth regenerations.

Evolutionary ways
toward regenerative means
and kinds balancing unkinds of nature
and DNA/RNA extensive kin.

If regenerate outcomes are evolution's medicinal purpose,
then scientists evolve emerging prescriptions
for nature's fertile unfolding of time.

And, by the way,
why "spiritual" potential of science?
and not "natural"
or is Phipps catering both together,
nondual co-arising emergence?
Categories: quibbling, earth, health, humor, nature,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum

True Rare Day Horn Hiaku

True Rare Day Horn Hiaku

True rare day is Thanksgiving
Lovely way to be living
Over food we are quibbling.

Which one will have the best taste
Have to eat fast with much haste
By God we were graced.

Now at table we are there
And shall start off with a prayer
Sat what would I dare?

Should I have to hesitate
Before I say, "God is great,"
How long must I wait.

Poor prayer is over and done
Did anyone I really stun
My prayer was a pun.

Wonder where shalt I begin
Now that my highchair am in
"God is great," Amen.

GaGa stands for God Always
God always. Anytime, you
boys can stop the noise.
That even rhymes. Wow.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Categories: quibbling, thanksgiving,
Form: Haiku

Premium MemberNo Quick Fix

We’ve proven there's no quick fix
when we start to yell and cuss.
Oil and water do not mix,
and the same thing goes for us.

When together, night and day,
senseless arguments break out.
And politeness fades away
as we both begin to shout.

Right or wrong, we won't relent;
egos are immune to tears.
And insults fuel our descent,
like drunks quibbling over beers.

Anger rises a degree 
when neither of us will bend.
But there's no chance we'll agree,
so our hearts will never mend.

Arrogance spews from our lips,
giving in; is hard to do.
And although all reason slips,
we opt to argue it through.


(Quatrain)


5/2/2015
Categories: quibbling, emotions, feelings, hurt, imagery,
Form: Quatrain

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