I Have Resigned From Being His Teacher

A good source of Bad Spelling With the effect Quite Telling: Sometimes in Serious Writing ‘Capitals’ and ‘Small’ Fighting: Altering whole passages, Garnishing The Messages: Each ‘S’ in Mississippi Innocently omitting, Unthinkable letter P To ‘Behavior’ submitting: You strike them out he’s quibbling; A prelude to ‘Plain Squabbling’ … I’ve resigned from being his teacher Rather Good Spelling Preacher: ‘L’ in ‘Halo’ not double Double the ‘B’ in Stubble … It’s a pain in The Eye: ‘The written made ‘Hopeless Lie!’