Funny Question Is Poems

Unexpected Coming

By Mark D. Stucky

“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)

Nobody...

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A question like a ramrod
Could an interviewee hit like rod:
For The Recklessly Unprepared 
And the sure disaster prepaid…

As question waits for the rare gem,
Heard slight...

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Why do you always look at me
With that question in your eyes
The one that always wonders
How come you never try

Why can’t you just go exercise
Your...

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All my life I yearned for the answer,
To the king of all questions, Why?
Vowing to find the solution before
In my beckoning grave - I'd lie.
...

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Pacha Mama 

The name means Earth Mother
 
Today she is stylish and humorous 
her big eyes show 
endless love 
emitting positive energy
which invigorates every second

The...

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Oh conscience who are you,                                          ...

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In our family circus
children old enough to be left alone
without a babysitter.
Can find lots of interesting ways
to have fun.
And this makes for a happy house...

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Welcome to this "risk"-taking game of "life."
Choose a blue companion peg, or snag a pink wife,
or ride "solitaire" through this "scrabble"d "mousetrap,"
or add so many...

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Look at this new rear gunny,
his uniform sure fits funny
Are your sure, he’s one of us?
Put him at the back of the sub,
six decks below
Begging...

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She said at the pharmacy counter
My husbands Viagra needs renewed
She asked the man if they sold it there 
He told her that they certainly do

She...

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Approached by a chest too plentiful
That was also very rentable
But he wasn’t gonna pay
For just a little play 
And thus turn into buy-sexual...

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No 
man
has ever
won a game
of notice anything
different about me today...

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Limerick(question mark)


Jack asked Jill out on a date
Jill felt that with their names it was her fate
Jack splurged and took Jill to Dairy Queen
For his...

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Today I am going to hop my way to my brother.
To tell him how I feel about not being together.
I thought I could be so...

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'Mommy who killed the Easter Bunny?'
'Oh my! Nobody honey.

You see Saint Nick and the Tooth Fairy,
they had something for him to carry; 

With his energy...

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