Limerick, Question Mark
Limerick(question mark)
Jack asked Jill out on a date
Jill felt that with their names it was her fate
Jack splurged and took Jill to Dairy Queen
For his favorite chili-cheese-onion, foot long
Gaseousness Jack had not foreseen
Despite the crappy meal,
Jill enjoyed Jack's life lived with zeal
The couple started with some sweet foreplay
Then Jack thought he was smart
His plan was working thus far
If he could just clench his butcheeks his fart he could hold
Jill feeling the queen of Jack's car
Jack was feeling lucky so he went for second base
Losing his bowel control with post haste
And Jill watched Jack's ass explode
Copyright © Jill Spagnola | Year Posted 2015
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