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Limerick, Question Mark

Limerick(question mark)


Jack asked Jill out on a date
Jill felt that with their names it was her fate
Jack splurged and took Jill to Dairy Queen
For his favorite chili-cheese-onion, foot long
Gaseousness Jack had not foreseen

Despite the crappy meal, 
Jill enjoyed Jack's life lived with zeal
The couple started with some sweet foreplay
Then Jack thought he was smart
His plan was working thus far

If he could just clench his butcheeks his fart he could hold
Jill feeling the queen of Jack's car
Jack was feeling lucky so he went for second base
Losing his bowel control with post haste
And Jill watched Jack's ass explode

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Jack Ellison

Date: 11/27/2015 8:19:00 AM

As Jan explained below, each stanza should be 5 lines long. The 1st, 2nd, and 5th lines should rhyme with each other and the 3rd and 4th shorter lines should rhyme with each other! Hope that helped! Happy to see you're giving it a shot! Hugs and kisses, Jack xox

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/27/2015 10:53:00 AM

My apologies dear Jill!!! Of course it was funny... got too wrapped up in teaching! I'm sorry... I loved your first attempt or that you would even want to try! KUDOS!!! Long live Bozo Jack and dear Sweet Jill... love, Jack xxx

Jill Spagnola
Date: 11/27/2015 10:47:00 AM

a limerick is not quite as easy as I thought, and you have thousands!!!!

Jill Spagnola
Date: 11/27/2015 10:39:00 AM

I'll edit it back to rhyme again and try another time...Was it funny??...:)' jill

Skat A

Date: 11/27/2015 12:24:00 AM

Interesting way for a limerick read ...love the rhyme. Jill, ,, ,thank you for sharing. Have a great day. Happy Thanksgiving ... Skat

Jill Spagnola
Date: 11/27/2015 10:40:00 AM

Thanks skat, I will re edit the form for now xx,s....:), jill

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/24/2015 10:00:00 AM

oh my, yuk!!!! this one is a BLAST.

Jill Spagnola
Date: 11/27/2015 10:41:00 AM

your comment makes me laugh!!

Eve Roper

Date: 11/23/2015 7:55:00 PM

Hahaha..... This is so funny! Well, Jill, you surprised me thank you for the tickle a 7!

Jill Spagnola
Date: 11/27/2015 10:42:00 AM

So glad you are ticklish Eve! ,jill

Cherl Dunn

Date: 11/22/2015 5:55:00 PM

Dear Jill Wow what a funny after date cloud experience OMG, enjoyed the refreshing poem but it does bring back some really bad date experneces from the past for me, thanks for your review on my poem, didn't mean to make you home sick but your welcome at my table if you ever come around, a standing invotation, cheri

Jill Spagnola
Date: 11/22/2015 8:56:00 PM

Why Cheri, I think you may be sincere!!!Thanks for the read and kindness..all the love..:), jill

Jan Allison

Date: 11/22/2015 4:09:00 PM

made me laugh out loud Jill - the rhyme scheme and syllable count isn't a limerick - and each stanza should be 5 lines long - maybe classify it as rhyme:-) it is very amusing:-) hugs Jan xx

Jill Spagnola
Date: 11/22/2015 7:08:00 PM

Jan, I'm so glad you laughed!!thank you for taking your time to teach me....I'm stuck on sonnets and limericks, but it was my first stab:) You have a great week..I'll edit....:) all the love, jill