The Pharmacy Question

She said at the pharmacy counter
My husbands Viagra needs renewed
She asked the man if they sold it there 
He told her that they certainly do

She asked if he had ever used it himself
He told her he had and was a big fan
She asked,"Can you get it over the counter?" 
 He said, "If I take a lot I probably can!"
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September 1, 2017 at 8:47 AM
GOTY!!! (Giggle of the year and I'm not just gassin')
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September 1, 2017 at 3:33 PM
Are you saying that's not gassin' your passin' ? Regardless I do most certainly appreciate the comment Dale! pat
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August 29, 2017 at 12:30 PM
So funny! Great punchline. Not expected which makes it better. Swandotter
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August 29, 2017 at 1:49 PM
Thank you very much Beverly, and Swandotter right back at ya!!!
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August 29, 2017 at 11:49 AM
BA DOOP PPSSHHHHHHHHH!!
Adams Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 1:49 PM
I know what are ya takin' about? I've got a million of em!......(Thanks!)-------pat
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August 29, 2017 at 11:30 AM
Ha ha ha I LOVED the punchline absolutely hilarious Pat:-) hugs Jan xx
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August 29, 2017 at 1:48 PM
Thanks Jan! That means a lot!!
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