Avocado babies everywhere,
None have any hair!
Floating about in the road,
Occasionally falling on a toad!
Having ice cream, a-la-mode,
Six scoops instead of one,
One is just no fun!
Putting green goop in my hair,
Avocado babies everywhere!
Going to the fair,
Rolling down an aisle,
Wrapping up in cotton candy,
Oh, wouldn't that be dandy!
Sliced in half,
Eaten raw,
Mustn't forget the BLT,
Have to make a run,
Ate those avocado babies everyone!
What Parents Should Say
Written by: D. Collins 5/6/16
And We Quote…………
“Go out and test the water, but swim the right way.”
“We relinquished rights on your eighteenth birthday.”
“We’re on vacation enjoying some of life.”
“We can’t get a signal or enough height.”
“Your dad is busy. He can’t come to the phone.”
“When you blow all your money don’t call home.”
“Join the Army and go see the world.”
“Wear a condom when you get with the girls.”
“We’re only weening you ‘cause all animals ween.”
“We’ll have to call you back, we’re on the putting green.”
“We gave you the tools, now its time to use them.”
"It’s called growing up to become young women and men.”
mint
a green thumb
the green-eyed monster
as sure as God’s green apples
they gave my plan a green light
green around the gills
a green back
jade
teal
village green
golf course - putting green
the hanging of Christmas greens
a sergeant wears his dress greens
why does brass turn green?
turnip greens
lime
moss
green bananas
greenhorns are naive
greenware has not yet been fired
what is the greenhouse effect?
he lost his green card
greengrocers
pine