Humorous Prose Poems
These Humorous Prose poems are examples of Prose poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Prose Humorous poems written by international poets.
Where are Your Guns Categories: america, humorous,
Where are your holsters?
I don’t have any.
Where do you keep your guns?
I don’t have any.
What is wrong with you?
Lots of things.
He gives me a smirk.
FREE HUMOR PROSE Categories: prose, allusion, funny, humorous, poetry,
- Friend young underwear, I do...
NON SENSE POETRY TO LAUGH AND THINK Categories: prose, art, creation, funny, humorous,
The woman I loved most
CRAZY DIALOGUE BETWEEN FATHER AND SON Categories: prose, father son, funny, humorous,
- Junior piece...
LET'S LOVE Categories: prose, creation, funny, humorous, metaphor,
My sweetheart said to me: let's fantasize, let's make sweet love ... Let's escape...
SPRING RAIN Categories: prose, adventure, humorous,
its help flower grow
clean we know
its we need to go
its well understood
that rain at time is good
can be a pain
The Emperor Has No Prose Categories: prose, anxiety, humorous, people, poetry,
An emperor spoke in poetic verse
Which led to fame for him at first
But after some time became a curse
For the emperor had no prose.
Let's Make A Deal Categories: humorous,
My comings and goings disturbed her a great deal. So we sat on the sofa
and shared freshly popped corn. Let's make a deal lit up...
SPRING WEATHER JOY Categories: prose, humorous,
it was so cold
i say this bold
with my arms fold
and oh boy
We Used To Go To The Store Together Categories: prose, appreciation, funny, humorous, loss,
We used to go to the store together.
Picking out vegetables was her Glory,
‘Let’s get a nice, Vibrant one!
No, not that one, THIS one!’
She would say.
Spoiler Alert Best Day Ever Categories: prose, 10th grade, 11th grade,
As I’m walking along the bay, smelling fish,
I see fishermen on the sidewalk, lining up at a particular restaurant.
I would stop but my man wouldn't...
My Dear Toast Categories: cute, food, funny, humorous,
My dear toast,
you have no need to leap
out of my hand in such a
My plate is not a
syrupy swimming pool;
besides, there are...
My Mouth Went Running Off Today Categories: prose, 10th grade, 11th grade,
My mouth went running off today, I watched her sprint through the
Yard, scaring a butterfly.
There was a bunny, who did not notice.
She summersalted six or...
I NEED ANYONE HELP GET ME A LAWYEER Categories: prose, 9th grade, anti bullying,
THIS IS MY LAW SUIT BELOW
I TRULY NEED A LAWYER PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME GET A LAWYER TO TAKE MY CASE IT IS A WIENER...
FAMILY GET TOGETHER Categories: prose, humorous,
its getting near
the end of year
plenty of food
they all come in
good or bad weather
Daily Rations Of Hay Categories: prose, funny, humorous, poems,
Daily Rations Of Hay
With our fine country
more multi-racial and
stagnation and division,
seem only to be
on the increase.
Supporting this more
than sad trend,
CITY RAINNEY DAY Categories: prose, beautiful, humorous,
its comming down
rain all around
on root its has a sound
it ping and it rings
its a day no doudt
some get out
HOW TO WEATHER DRESS Categories: prose, crush, fantasy, freedom, humorous,
as you go
and the winter wind
blow wear coat
be like a old goat
in pocket have some loot
if cold have on cloves
BROADWALK LIGHTS Categories: prose, humorous,
alone the beach way
when there no more day
up or something at night
on a poll
its shine bright
as they walk and talk
BAD AN SAD RAIN Categories: prose, humorous,
it pours down
your running around
listen to the ping sound
its a pain
drives you mad
SAD AND BAD RAIN