Humorous Pride Poems
These Humorous Pride poems are examples of Pride poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Pride Humorous poems written by international poets.
Feathers of Pride and HumilityIn twilight's realm, where moonbeams entwine,
Two owls engaged in a contrast of minds:
A Great Horned Owl, proud and strong,
And a Great Gray Owl, cunning and...
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pride, allegory, education, humanity, philosophy,
At the Vegetable Pride ParadeCelebrity Carrots shook hands with onlookers
Barrel-chested Beets beat their chests like bass drums
Soft-spoken Celery Sticks whispered soliloquies
...
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pride, celebration, celebrity, food, humorous,
Santas PrideSanta’s Pride
Santa Claus went out for a walk one day
And caught his misses rolling in the hay
His heart exploded
They'd been devoted
Then he saw her leading...
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pride, christmas, humorous,
The Abyss KingThe proud ruler known vainly as Saklas
In the abyss proudly proclaimed with brass:
“I am god, no other but me!”
Then a voice above said in glee:
“You...
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pride, god, humor, humorous, mythology,
His Property Taxes HimPetals have now fallen from the final rose
His forsythia bush is ready for pruning
Weeds are taking over where his lilac grows
And, fall bulbs not taken...
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humorous, life, pride,
Explicit Thoughts InsideSince I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...
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pride, betrayal, break up, confidence,
The Leader and the Sun a TaleA communist leader judging himself
a semi-god, that's why so
vainglorious opened the window and spotted
the sun...
- Hello sunshine ... good...
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pride, allegory, allusion, extended metaphor,
Belle of the BaldBelle was a beauty beyond compare
Charm and wit she would willingly share
her up-do came down
exposing her crown
“Oh my goodness, my secret’s laid bare!”...
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pride, cute, funny, giggle, hair,
Violence By Way of FantasySTOP! This is the updated version
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pride, allusion, anger, boxing day ,
Stingy, Stingy~Stingy, Stingy~
There once was a poet named
Stingy,
Who loved only himself, what a
pathetic, lost dingy!
One day, poor, lost soul, fell on his
self-centered duff.
Furious that 34 comments...
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humor, humorous, poets, pride,
This Is BathBath streets have sights on show
and houses sitting by the row
there’s not a place you cannot go
our crime level's always low
packed all year round with...
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pride, england, hope, humorous, me,
Dig My Own Grave~~["Dig My Own Grave" is a series of writings in reflection of mental preparation...
~~~Each scoop of dirt rids the mess where I'm to be...
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pride, appreciation, death, fate, funeral,
A Pleasant Day For a DriveThere’s something richly picturesque
About the contortion of a man who has just
Swerved into the left lane in order to throw ugly gestures
At you through your...
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pride, anger, angst, car, forgiveness,
They'Re Too Stupid To Know - In Trump's Own WordsSwords, knives, switchblades and more
Assassins circling by the score,
No-where to run, no room to breathe,
All I can do is watch them and seethe.
Little they know...
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pride, conflict, humorous, parody, political,
My Wife the Paper ShredderBuried in an avalanche you
might see on "Hoarders buried alive"
back and foreground
white sheet with limited pay per view,
nonetheless sky scraping heap
(Uriah not kid) nsync with...
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pride, appreciation, april, father, humorous,