They'Re Too Stupid To Know - In Trump's Own Words

Swords, knives, switchblades and more Assassins circling by the score, No-where to run, no room to breathe, All I can do is watch them and seethe. Little they know these cowardly hyenas Drooling at the mouth spitting subpoenas, That just as a lion in a cage, My strength increases with my rage. They think I’m cornered, flailing and bleeding Their tongues salivating readied for feeding, But a little surprise is lying in wait, Too stupid to see I’ve laid poison as bait. Each morsel they eat Is announced by my tweet, For the public to know Their vile deeds to show. A wave of support flowing my way Their hearts and their minds this way I’ll sway, Courage undoubted, tough to the core, Just what they want for six years or more.