Prez Poems | Examples


First Felon Prez

It tells a lot about Prez Trump,
Long shall US carry this lump
And long shall show the scar--
Long as lives Polar Star,
A burden on its back as hump.

Yet, it also tells us a lot:
Its pillars stand on righteous spot,
That, its top court can be
Firm as to disagree
With who so has White House well fought.
_______________________
Happenings |19.01.2025| USA, political

Poet’s Note: Notwithstanding what this ditty says, one might believe, Trump will have to endure embarrassment of being a felon as president. Unlikely alas. He will not only own it, but brag about it. Most likely, both him and the courts will be tested in future.
Form: Limerick

Consequential Prez

Trump says, Consequential Prez gets shot at,
Might e’en say, beauties ‘lone molested get!
Checked, if he felt all fine,  
Found, bitter than quinine--
A kind who e’en when clean-bowled, yells ‘how’s that’. 
_____________________________
Happenings |23.09.2024| humour, USA, Political 

Poet’s note: There was a second unsuccessful attempt to assassinate Trump. Luckily safe, he was quick to turn the incident unto some kind of bragging points in his favour. Yet perhaps only an inconsequential man loves to project him as consequential.
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Prez O

Prez O has surpassed all others
Enjoyed twelve months of summers
In every possible way
Showed love every day
Prez O by name, compassion by color
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Better Prez

Annie is an amazing doggie no doubt
Play fighting, I can put my whole hand in her mouth
Never bites down
Intellect, no bounds
Would make a better prez than the one down south
dog
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Prez Don

Prez Don  by James Edward Lee Sr.

Prez Don
Has won

Millions
Billions

No one
Cares sad

More cash
than Clairol

How he
Get job

Messy
Prissy

Hair comb
Best left on

Worst yet
Best kept

Got hunch
Didn’t launch

Clear dump
Vote Trump

11/15/17
by james edward lee sr.
Form: Footle


Premium Member The Day the Prez Was Stiffed

When Boehner invited Netanyahu to address Congress, the prez was miffed!

   Congress didn't notify him and he whined, "By gawd! I was stiffed!"

      Boehner smiled and said, "Sorry, Mr. Prez! This time you get short shrift!"

         "Well, you'll never be invited to fly on Air Force One again!" he sniffed!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Prez

Mitt Romney
campaign irony
Future president for hire
Then half of America fired
Form: Clerihew

Hey Mr. Prez

Hey Mr. Prez,
Can I have a Buck or two?
Things have been bad.
I`m down on my luck.
I promise I won`t give any bonuses or raises.
Kids could use clothes and shoes for their feet.
But I`ll pay on the rent and gas for the heat.
Buy a few groceries, and gas for my van.
I`m real sorry kids.
You can`t play any sports this year.
Mom can`t afford to pay all the fees.
I`m NOT afraid to give up my needs.
But it kills me to look in their eyes, and say things are Not free.
Life is so hard.
Sometimes no matter how hard you try, you can`t play the cards you are dealt.
You seems to always end up with a joker or two.

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