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Premium Member I DON'T EAT NAW MEAT-

"Purposeful, you 
cordon, blue
 delectable edible.
Tangible Edifying
Soul most gratifying
Field to the brim over again
Land mass. Filled with weeds and grass
Much is at. filimion Porterhouse steak
Trying to stop those sensational craving
They be given up, gave it up man
I don't eat no meat, I NOW BE VEGETARIAN"


3/31/26
written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2026

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!


Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!


Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , Valora or100 Futtrus.
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!

Premium Member Steak

Write an Epulaeryu Food Poem Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin

The porterhouse is the king
crowned with herbs and salts
barbequed medium rare
each savory slice
cut thick and crispy 
flavorful
steak

How Do I BBQ

Ninety five degrees
standing poolside
on the wooden patio
in the backyard
orange Androsia print apron
hugging my torso
propane grill
propelling fumes
hot as a steamroom
at a suana
Tendered rib eyed
and porterhouse steaks
seasoned in high salt
like abstract paintings
brushed in A1 sauce
and finally
a side of
friench fried potatoes
spruced in liquid tomatoes
from the essence of my garden
served to my darling party guests
with a golden heart of culinary perfection

My Strong Tower

Panic’s on the prowl and I’m about to cower;
surely my sanctuary is a strong tower!

There ample assurance abides to meet my need;
there relief returns, from dysfunction I am freed.

Though maladies may threaten still I rest therein;
healing takes place and restoration can begin.

Like a landmark lighthouse, beacons define my path
while I probe for pointers preventing panic’s wrath.

To say my sanctuary is a place of rest
that’s understatement, hyperbole’s arrest.

When I’m feasting on fame and fortune’s Porterhouse,
I’m inclined to forget, am I woman or mouse? 

When success has supplanted signs of a shoo-in,
in my tower, I still ponder risks of ruin.

My sanctuary saves me, mostly from my self;
He stops my shovel’s dig, backfills the dreaded delf.


*******

August 18, 2020

Silent One:  Sanctuary Poetry Contest (couplets)

Author's Notes:  a delf is a mine, a quarry, a hole, or a grave.

With Danny At Norms

I met Danny at Norms on the weekends
it's a cheap coffee shop that serves
decent apple pie and good steaks
sometimes there is a long wait for a table
other times we hustle right in

Danny was waiting for me at a table tonight
he waved when I came in, ten minutes late
anyways, there was a lot of traffic but
that's no excuse, I got on the road late
busy playing around on the computer

Danny talked about playing poker
he had a lucky day at the table the other day
and today everything went bad
I wanted to tell him to check his astrology
but I just sat and listened

Danny always orders the porterhouse and then
takes the bone home for his dog Jake

I always get the New York Steak with a Caesar's salad
and a baked potato.

Danny and I are the best of friends
he was a big drinker back in the day
those days are over and now he just
complains about smoking too many cigars


it's always nice to see him.

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