Short Porterhouse Poems

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Premium Member Steak

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Tania Kitchin

The porterhouse is the king
crowned with herbs and salts
barbequed medium rare
each savory slice
cut thick and crispy 
flavorful
steak
Form: Epulaeryu


Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!
Form: Ballade

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!
Form: Ballade

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!
Form: Ballade

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!
Form: Ballade


Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!
Form: Ballade

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!
Form: Ballade

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!
Form: Ballade

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!
Form: Ballade

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!
Form: Ballade

Premium Member I DON'T EAT NAW MEAT-

"Purposeful, you cordon, blue delectable edible. Tangible Edifying Soul most gratifying Field to the brim over again Land mass. Filled with weeds and grass Much is at. filimion Porterhouse steak Trying to stop those sensational craving They be given up, gave it up man I don't eat no meat, I NOW BE VEGETARIAN"
3/31/26 written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2026

Pah-kause Chorer

Dawai , Valora or100 Futtrus.
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his and coo'd up with
Anutta. " Talking bout dry bones
You cheap heat fool" 
Ring the bell damnit, ring the bell!
Form: Ballade

How Do I BBQ

Ninety five degrees
standing poolside
on the wooden patio
in the backyard
orange Androsia print apron
hugging my torso
propane grill
propelling fumes
hot as a steamroom
at a suana
Tendered rib eyed
and porterhouse steaks
seasoned in high salt
like abstract paintings
brushed in A1 sauce
and finally
a side of
friench fried potatoes
spruced in liquid tomatoes
from the essence of my garden
served to my darling party guests
with a golden heart of culinary perfection
© Mia Pratt  Create an image from this poem.

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