Best Porterhouse Poems

The Inflated Nation!

Americans growing wider by the minute!
Is there  a Russian collusion behind this illusion?
(Now, there's a breaking news headline
with real meat in it)

(Mashed potatoes, ah,don't forget, 
drowning in a greasy, gravy pit?)
Served at your table, by your waiter, 
most able, Michael Avennati.
Yes, that one. Indicted for fraud,...

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[My recent poem ‘The Dimly Lit House’ received a
Comment from Charles Messina that it could be a Tom and 
Jerry episode… what can I say? Something went ‘Ping!’]

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Flaming steaks and ice cold drinks
you thought good food had become extinct
until you ate here and gave us a nod and a wink.

Appetizers galore with soft stringy cheese sticks, artichoke hearts deep fried
with a taste of parmesan cheese and a dip to please. 
bacon wrapped...

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Freedom foremost, and the will to fight
to keep and protect our natural rights.
Nightclubs, jello shots, disco balls
mechanical bulls, beers cold and tall!
Baseball, football, and basketball games,
crazy rodeo riders on horses untamed.
Books by the millions, more than can be read,
and knowing anything can be by anyone...

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You know that feeling at the airport
Watching passengers arrive
As you’re about to board?
Or at a restaurant
Asking for the check
As the guy at the other table is about 
To devour a 28 ounce Prime Aged Porterhouse steak? 
What about when you’re leaving the beach
Sunburned & sizzling...

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I met Danny at Norms on the weekends
it's a cheap coffee shop that serves
decent apple pie and good steaks
sometimes there is a long wait for a table
other times we hustle right in

Danny was waiting for me at a table tonight
he waved when I came in,...

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Panic’s on the prowl and I’m about to cower;
surely my sanctuary is a strong tower!

There ample assurance abides to meet my need;
there relief returns, from dysfunction I am freed.

Though maladies may threaten still I rest therein;
healing takes place and restoration can begin.

Like a landmark lighthouse,...

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Ninety five degrees
standing poolside
on the wooden patio
in the backyard
orange Androsia print apron
hugging my torso
propane grill
propelling fumes
hot as a steamroom
at a suana
Tendered rib eyed
and porterhouse steaks
seasoned in high salt
like abstract paintings
brushed in A1 sauce
and finally
a side of
friench fried potatoes
spruced in liquid tomatoes
from the essence of my...

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Tania Kitchin

The porterhouse is the king
crowned with herbs and salts
barbequed medium rare
each savory slice
cut thick and crispy 
flavorful
steak...

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Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his...

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Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his...

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Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his...

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Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his...

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Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his...

Continue reading...

Dawai , 
Than I heard reference to
His management style being
So poor, he said" it was like 
Saving the bones from a
Porterhouse and wrapping 
Meatloaf around it. " See that's
What tag team party er did when
He was try'na win over his SuiteThang" 
Then she drop his...

Continue reading...