Poohed Poems - Poems about Poohed

...Her eyes filled up the way they do when she is predicting madness We try not to take her words literally, for she is theatrically over-the-top Armageddon, she told us, the armies are gathering now ......

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...I had a feeling this was an unusually hot September. I said this to a few people. They pooh-poohed my idea. Most said they could remember lots of warm Septembers. But this warm? I asked them. ......

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... She pooh-poohed his smallish gift. He looked glum and she looked miffed. No diamond in sight, She did not delight. Her love for him was set adrift.......

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...I want to live in a spaceship house he said. His wife thought he was being silly, but he meant it. He planned it for a decade or more. She pooh poohed his idea. Then he met a young enthusiastic......

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...I fought to stay like wood On where I had long stood Concerning 'who is crude'. And who's rather the rude Which of the two is good? Both sides could make one brood, Wake up with aches and flu......

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...Mrs. Claus kept warning Santa that this day might come. But he pooh poohed it, and thought surely not, surely not. Today he balked as he stared at the chimney, tight and glum. Wishing he had spent......

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...Some of the most unbearable changes in my life, The ones I went into wearing a warrior’s shield and armor, The changes I resisted so hard I ended up clawing and scratching Kicking and screaming, s......

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...Do you ever wonder How you would be viewed, If you became extensively – Extensively tattooed? Would you be transformed Into a real cool dude, If you became extensively – Extensively tattooe......

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...Long long ago in a lonely lovely hill When earth was young, handsome and green Besides the meadow near the curly winding flow There stood a tree proudly high and spry. Swaying and dancing in wh......

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...There once was a lass named Bikini Rose Curvy-swervy from her lips to her toes The lads ah-ed and oohed Which Rose just pooh-poohed Due to those hairs coming out of her nose......

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...Some colleagues found him a tad frivolous While others thought him over-fastidious The Dean advised him to start off assiduous Though I.T. pooh-poohed it all as ridiculous... So the new ins......

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...Thine distorted reflection rippled within rain maker's pool upon a midnight clear full moonlight sonata flooded shallow abyss, cleaved fractal structures of silence reverberating dea......

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...Natures fields, plains, moors, deserts, wonders rife! Habitats alive, where life can survive! Why? Civilised beings murdered all life! For personal greed! Used slaves to set seed! Natures plan,......

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...OKAY? WHAT FIEND STOLE THY BODY ELECTRIC!? thine distorted reflection rippled within rain maker's pool upon a midnight clear full moonlight flooded shallow abyss, cleaved fractal structures o......

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...Oh chandelier Forgive men like me For your plea for trust; We have dismissed You promise of love We have pooh-poohed These scars on our faces are reminders We are victims These scars can atte......

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