Poohed Poems - Poems about Poohed

... She pooh-poohed his smallish gift. He looked glum and she looked miffed. No diamond in sight, She did not delight. Her love for him was set adrift.......Read the rest...

...I want to live in a spaceship house he said. His wife thought he was being silly, but he meant it. He planned it for a decade or more. She pooh poohed his idea. Then he met a young enthusiastic......Read the rest...

...I fought to stay like wood On where I had long stood Concerning 'who is crude'. And who's rather the rude Which of the two is good? Both sides could make one brood, Wake up with aches and flu......Read the rest...

...Mrs. Claus kept warning Santa that this day might come. But he pooh poohed it, and thought surely not, surely not. Today he balked as he stared at the chimney, tight and glum. Wishing he had spent......Read the rest...

...Some of the most unbearable changes in my life, The ones I went into wearing a warrior’s shield and armor, The changes I resisted so hard I ended up clawing and scratching Kicking and screaming, s......Read the rest...

...Do you ever wonder How you would be viewed, If you became extensively – Extensively tattooed? Would you be transformed Into a real cool dude, If you became extensively – Extensively tattooe......Read the rest...

...Long long ago in a lonely lovely hill When earth was young, handsome and green Besides the meadow near the curly winding flow There stood a tree proudly high and spry. Swaying and dancing in wh......Read the rest...

...There once was a lass named Bikini Rose Curvy-swervy from her lips to her toes The lads ah-ed and oohed Which Rose just pooh-poohed Due to those hairs coming out of her nose......Read the rest...

...Some colleagues found him a tad frivolous While others thought him over-fastidious The Dean advised him to start off assiduous Though I.T. pooh-poohed it all as ridiculous... So the new ins......Read the rest...

...Thine distorted reflection rippled within rain maker's pool upon a midnight clear full moonlight sonata flooded shallow abyss, cleaved fractal structures of silence reverberating dea......Read the rest...

...Natures fields, plains, moors, deserts, wonders rife! Habitats alive, where life can survive! Why? Civilised beings murdered all life! For personal greed! Used slaves to set seed! Natures plan,......Read the rest...

...OKAY? WHAT FIEND STOLE THY BODY ELECTRIC!? thine distorted reflection rippled within rain maker's pool upon a midnight clear full moonlight flooded shallow abyss, cleaved fractal structures o......Read the rest...

...Oh chandelier Forgive men like me For your plea for trust; We have dismissed You promise of love We have pooh-poohed These scars on our faces are reminders We are victims These scars can atte......Read the rest...

...You don't listen to my sad words Certainly can't understand the hurt inside of me Nothing matters but what you feel and want You hide in a world of emptiness Repeated all day long in the news bro......Read the rest...

...Every pig likes eating slop; Every cow chews cud. Humans differ in their tastes, But blame it on the bud. Our tongues are packed with sensors Which determine what we savor. Though you’d choose choco......Read the rest...