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Funny Poetry Poems

These Funny Poetry poems are examples of Poetry poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Poetry Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Sherry
There is a lady named Sherry
Who’s laugh is a blast quite merry
When asked if she shaves
She says no right away
Her cats prefer her legs hairy...

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Categories: poetry, appreciation, art, cat, funny,



Premium Member UNINSPIRED
Here I sit again uninspired
No pencil no pen no keyboard desired
I have to write or I have to play
It is my life but just not...

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Categories: angst, appreciation, poetry,

Premium Member Swiss Cheese
My heart is now
Like Swiss cheese 
He loves me not
Yet he loves me deep
Teal eyes don’t deny
He’s only a horse
Any hippie chick can ride
He is...

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Categories: poetry, animal, funny love, how

Premium Member Another Incident


It was a balmy night by the sea
the bar wasn't empty, nor was it full
I was on my 5th whiskey sour
it matched my mood
some days...

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Categories: poetry, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,

Halloween Disguise
Dressed in Halloween disguise 
We battle the pumpkin flies 
Teeth sharp like our nails 
Smiles tell such fake tales 
We seek a mortal blood prize...

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Categories: poetry, fantasy, funny, giggle, halloween,



When Visiting the Unsteady Art Collector
Hanging on the parlor wall,
over paper the color of leaves in fall,
is a magnificent painting.
Full of hopes and dreams,
and all those things,
full of life and...

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Categories: poetry, art, beautiful, funny, humor,

Premium Member Unconditional
Welcome to the waiting room
Where lovers sit in the midst of monsoon
A overflowing of reality hits like boom
Work to become a wife or a groom

We...

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Categories: poetry, appreciation, art, funny love,

Easy to Give Up
4/14/24


I'm not sure exactly around where
But I know she's out there
With or without brown hair
I can't sit and wait like a lounge chair
I have to...

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Categories: dark, deep, life, poetry,

Premium Member Ode to the Three-Minute Poem Plop
In the study, bright and sunny,
I thought I'd try something funny.
Three minutes, that's all I need I cried,
As I set my timer, pen and paper...

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Categories: food, poems, poetry,

Premium Member Thoughts on Thongs
What is it about a thong
That men break out in song
Is it the sight you see
Exposed butt cheeks
Making weak of the strong

And for my dear...

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Categories: funny, poetry,

Bring In the Clowns
Please bring in the clowns

bring in the those happy fools

bring in the clowns

bring in the fun times

bring in the witty puns and clever rhymes

I don't...

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Categories: happiness, humor, poems, poetry,

Premium Member Jack
Jack went up the hill
With lady Daisy for a thrill
He was injured you see
She got skin in her teeth
Jack got divorced from Jill

...

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Categories: art, funny love, poetry,

Premium Member Cougar2
There once was a fella from France
He’s widowed - not seeking romance
Pursued by a cougar
He tried hard to lose her
But she still got into his...

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Categories: art, funny love, poetry,

Premium Member Cougar
There was a man from France
Who was quite a handsome man 
Pursued by a cougar
He tried to lose her
But she still got in his pants!...

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Categories: art, funny love, poetry,

Premium Member Silly Willy
Willy is funny and kind
He tells jokes all the time
I can’t describe
His lazy eye
Making jokes funnier in mind...

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Categories: art, poetry,


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