Funny Poetry Poems

These Funny Poetry poems are examples of Poetry poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Poetry Funny poems written by international poets.


Toothpaste by K. Paige
Sometimes the words come easy
with an instant consent
arranging themselves neatly
that sweet spot in my mind
of no resistance
not nauseas yet

Sometimes the words
are not so agreeable
intent on...

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Categories: poetry, confusion, funny, humor, metaphor,

Is there an algorithm in poetry by Michael Robinson

Is there an algorithm in poetry

An informal definition could be 
"a set of rules that precisely defines a sequence of operations"
A program is only an...

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Categories: poetry, analogy, funny, history, passion,



How to write good poetry ------------------ Home page On poetrysoup by Michael Robinson

Catacomb


Underground passageways occupied of twists and turns 
Words flurry of such floral ferns 
A blossoming flower 
A monumental tower 
In memory of a person ...

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Categories: poetry, analogy, dedication, deep, devotion,

Being on Diet by Venkatesh Raghava
12-year-old  Gopal was very stout
Since he used to eat a lot
Physical teacher told to eat fruits 
So Gopal could be smart.

But Gopal was always...

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Categories: poetry, 6th grade, childhood, food,

Premium MemberPoetic Justice - Draw Your Own Conclusions by Gershon Wolf
Isn't life funny?
  You spend hours and hours writing and revising
  re-revising and rewriting
  and then starting almost from scratch again
 ...

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Categories: poetry,

Burning Calories by Venkatesh Raghava
Teen age boy Gopal was very fat
Since he used to eat a lot of biscuits
His mom wanted him to be lean
So among others smart he...

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Categories: poetry, 9th grade, childhood, funny,

Accidental Double Posts by JW Earnings
I push 'submit' twice
Sighed...I roll destiny's dice..
It goes with a price

Trying to delete the verse
Oops, it was by accident 
No delete button...

Well...Poetrysoup...
Needs to change that...

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Categories: funny, life, poetry, words,

Forever again by Chris Green

I stood in the corner with stars in my eyes,
such magical thoughts on display 
A poetic verse coming as no surprise,
It's funny the things I...

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Categories: love, poetry,

The Minds of Mina and Eunice by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Mi: Does God eat his boogers? 
Eu: No of course God doesn't eat his boogers.
Mi: But I thought God could do anything.
Eu: Well he could...

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Categories: poetry, funny, humor, mythology, philosophy,

What Are You Going To Do Without Me Around by GeorgeKenneth Martin
The house is much quieter,
since you went away
I feel so much happier,
without you around
I'm glad your not here today,
to bitch me out
And my laundry's alot...

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Categories: poetry, heart, how i feel,

Dream Series: Naughty Grandmas XXX by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Last night I dreamed Rhonda and I were so desperate for income that we either started or were hired by a grandma sex hotline.

I don't...

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Categories: poetry, age, dream, funny, grandmother,

My Rare Disorder by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
I have a rare disorder that causes me to see everyone in the cast of any submarine movie as Don Rickles. Every bloody person is...

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Categories: poetry, boat, funny, humorous, ocean,

Premium MemberSouper-Selfies by Nina Parmenter
Poems are selfies for brains,
Parading our joys and our pains,
We’re not sharing faces,
But much deeper places -
We’re hanging our souls out for praise!

We type them...

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Categories: poetry, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium MemberRomantic dinner gone wrong by Charlie Knowlton

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Categories: poetry, funny, good night, goodbye,

Premium MemberDONKEY HORSE HEN ROOSTER ON THE LAMB CHICKENS LEAP FLY JuMp POPEYE'S CHICKEN FOR LUNCH by James Edward Lee Sr.
There once was a donkey
He was married to a horse
Donkey was to stubborn
So the donkey got a divorce

Cleaver was the ways of the hen
She married...

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Categories: poetry, analogy, animal, food, funny,

The Inner Weirdo by CHRISTOPHER QUIGLEY
Took a book on the bus today Descartes Meditations on First Philosophy
Tommorow the cat in the hat
The Day after the Bible
Then 100 things to do...

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Categories: funny, poetry,

Premium MemberInflictus Poeticus by Maureen McGreavy


I'm so completely full of rhyme
like a bad case of acne
I'm oozing all the time
forever poems are brewing
as awe and words combine
like a bad ass...

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Categories: funny, introspection, poetry,

Premium MemberDeciphering Emoji poetry by Lewis Raynes
What do these Emojis mean 
When sent to me en masse,
Should I read much into them, 
Should I even ask,

What a seed beside a smile...

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Categories: poetry, funny, humorous, innocence, technology,

A Poem of Last Resort by Laura McCadden
You are my poem of last resort
Perhaps you are not finished
Maybe you are no good
Could it be the bit about my mother?
No, it’s not too...

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Categories: humor, poetry, writing,

That Lovestory by RUCHITA SHARMA
When I was 13, 
I fell in love 
Had no idea,
What it will take me through 
Yet unknown to this new feeling 
Just had fun...

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Categories: poetry, crush, funny love,