Funny Poetry Poems
These Funny Poetry poems are examples of Poetry poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Poetry Funny poems written by international poets.
The Rest of Hickory
Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one and down he run,
Hickory Dickory dock – Tik Toc,
The end of Hickory Dickory you...
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Meet Me on the Moon
Now for some good news,
that we might have missed.
It ain't no riot or pandemic,
so maybe didn't make your list.
For the first time in history,
a commercial...
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poetry,
It's True
Saw it in my newsfeed,
just the other day.
They swore it was the truth,
so it must be okay.
It was on my Twitter feed,
no way it isn’t...
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poetry,
They Stole My Crown“They Stole My Crown”
©2021 Jerry Brotherton
On the eve of Coronation Day, the old king had lost the fight.
He called his court jesters together; told them...
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poetry,
Two Path's Diverge
Two paths Diverge in the yellow woods,
I took the one that led to Burger King....
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poetry,
ABC Gum
What’s the difference between now and then
why was life so much better way back when
Might be it was because we had no care
when it comes...
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poetry,
The Last Piece
Never grab for the last piece of chicken with your hand
if everyone else is using a fork…
...
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poetry,
Good Morning
I wake up in the morning,
with my joints all stiff and sore.
I reach for that magic tool,
I keep in the dresser drawer.
At first it starts...
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poetry,
Twinkle, Twinkle
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are,
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
I can see you through my telescope,
And...
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poetry,
Three Poets
Did you hear the one about the three poets that went walking in the woods?
They bumped into each other at the fork in the woods.
None...
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funny, humor, nature, poetry,
Starts With O and Ends with N
The other day I read a Facebook post,
where they asked this silly question again.
Find a word that starts with the letter O,
but that word must...
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poetry,
Decisions, Decisions
My friends, let me ask you a question,
a hypothetical circumstance.
Would you trade all of your tomorrows,
to go back and have a second chance.
Would you willingly...
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poetry,
What Happens If
Slow and steady will make you a loser,
and the rabbit did kick that turtle’s ass.
Never work hard when you can play all day,
and...
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poetry,
Retirement Plan
Taking my old Town-Car out for a little spin,
never suffer through rush hour traffic again.
Now we have time to see all those places we’ve never...
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age, poetry,
Don't Do the Crime
Amos was a boy from the backwoods,
lived his life back there up in the sticks.
Hunting, fishing, swimming, and drinking,
was the way he would...
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poetry,