Plugs Poems - Poems about Plugs

About gods of timing belts and spark plugs

“Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate", most frequently translated as "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here". A. Dante, 14th century Italian poet

They sway the power over mere mortals
They drop the words that cannot be appealed
Gods of carjacks are deities, immortals
The voodoo magic over vehicles they wield

Their world is full of strange sounds
“Alignment, ratchet, dolly and

Categories: plugs, car, humor, humorous, life,
Form: Rhyme

Bath Plugs

Bath Plugs

The bath plugs, who weekly have been
talking with my 
aloof and snappy parents about 
presenting me in front of
a TV (oh how the anguish of 
paranoid will kill me!) audience to 
show, mock, my 
sickness, are inductees of 
the governing body of 
the City of 
Sydney.

Categories: plugs, humor,
Form: Free verse

Ear Plugs

Sam wears earplugs because his wife snores.
"Please see a doctor" he often implores.
"I think you have apnea
and I'd really be happier
if this is something you do not ignore!"

Categories: plugs, age, health, sleep,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Ear Plugs

I have friends who whine to me, so I whine back naturally.
Now my cat whines at the door. 
He's much louder then before.
This sound I can't ignore
Never wishing to offend, I
need to end this whining trend.
Ear plugs.

Categories: plugs, 1st grade,
Form: Light Verse

He Plods, He Plugs

He sweats, he grunts
  he plods, he plugs
There is't a ditch
  he hasn't dug

Works like a dog
  and eats like a horse
Though most of his meals
  are only one course

Had to quit school
  when his parents died
Got married young
  to his 'baby bride'

One kid after another
  took away

Categories: plugs, life, memory, sad,
Form: Rhyme

Basin Plugs In a Bap

Power points of dimensional spinning graphs are largely placed in cement viewfinders in aerated office space with dome foam chairs. Dome foam chairs are the salt of seats and seating is considered important for lengthy discussion tables whose droning voices appear to form no conclusion yet get salaried by the milliseconds. Thousands and thousands of

Categories: plugs, animal,
Form: I do not know?

Ear Plugs

when i am alone 
are where i rome
or at home
i listen to my sounds
turn vol down
lay around 
and sugs
i where 
EAR PLUGS

Categories: plugs, art,
Form: Light Verse

Plugs

Ears ringing from the compressing sound
Feathers still floating to the ground


By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX

Categories: plugs, animals, people
Form: Crystalline

Ear Plugs Anyone?

All I can hear are voices-voices-voices 
trampling over one another
no concern for unfinished thoughts; 
repeated high-pitched points never driven home;
laughter like sharks biting at my brain;
sounds of a drunk circus juggling volume;
a ferris wheel of chatter spinning out of control.
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk
Like a wood pecker chipping away at my patience;
I sit in the

Categories: plugs, people
Form: Verse

Charming and Calming Plugs

When silence knock the door
After all fights to be calmed
Plugged my ear to hear music
Pray to my dark deafness.

Survival of basic skills 
Become a necessity as breath.
Plugged to calm to unbearable one.
What the music accomplish 
In hands of capital gain.

Categories: plugs, funny, science,
Form: Free verse