Plonked Poems - Poems about Plonked

...There was Turkey and sausage meat, gammon ham too, Four pigs in blankets for me, you and you I did Yorkshire puddings and parsnips well glazed Sprouts, roast potatoes: I’m thus far unfazed… But......Read the rest...

... A LANCASHIRE LIASON “Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in. I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” She grimaced an with er large left arm she swung out an shut door. “Are y’ e......Read the rest...

...The woman sits silently on the edge of the bed A thin shaft of afternoon sun from a tear in faded curtains slices the murky room, landing on the man's damp body half-covered with draggled she......Read the rest...

...Abducted Worker He was riding his moped to the office to work The alien craft hovered over him and took him It left his moped by the roadside needing the rider In a blast of silent light he was ......Read the rest...

... Here we are, in this feeble mind-body Afflicted by amnesia, plonked upon earth We are this here now, not everybody Limited, yet vibrant with childlike mirth Maya veils; lets us fe......Read the rest...

...Have you heard a carrot scream, when dragged outta earth? Or the yell of green beans peeled alive severed cross-wise, sectioned? Or the curdling yell of purple potatoes plonked alive in ......Read the rest...

...IT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent. I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had started to rain. The assistant behind the counter had shiny ......Read the rest...

...Since that shutdown thing Things have been quite quiet here at work Im a porter in a hospital Moving people for transport and some other things now My hospital has stayed the same, But every......Read the rest...

...A GYPSY LIFE As a child I had the privilege to live in a Ledger and loved it, it was warm and it had its own wood stove where my Mam made only the best of meals, it was painted in green with ornat......Read the rest...

...Ted Cogger is our local butcher and he’s been here seven years; full forward for the footy team and drinks a nightly seven beers. He played one season for the cricket club, but he was just a slugge......Read the rest...

...I AM JUST A TEST TUBE BABY I am just a test tube baby plonked in Mary’s womb My body in death was taken so none could exhume So all these years later you could never see the truth Was I ever......Read the rest...

...A poem penned in '61; loved by all, a favourite of mine Performed by Bella, my sweetest grandchild, when at the tender age of nine Draped head to toe in a purple shawl, with a purple hat plon......Read the rest...

...My step sister her name is Annie has got the most gigantic fanny When she plonked on a chair She was quite unaware she’d sat upon our little granny Our poor granny was almost squas......Read the rest...

...Stood upright, between two roads, On a thin metal rail, A solitary, brown coloured bottle Of beer, Sporting a red and whitle label, Em......Read the rest...

...In the corner dark and glum, Extant off-casts lie plonked there, To fill in the space Knick-knacks, old wedding presents, ornaments and filler-inners Round and globular, bits and pieces, Hi......Read the rest...