Plonked Poems - Poems about Plonked

... twelve of us he choose to paint sons of Jacob in an earthen jar so sturdy plonked us with vehemence directed by neuronal cells skull protecting scrambled delicacy ......

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...2025.05.18 Today, I had a morning started quite roughly. I almost missed the bus, Then actually missed the stop at the train station, That costed me one hour moving and waiting around. Finall......

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...“Oh please don’t worry. I haven’t a heightened sixth sense… about the mint infused lilt here.” There must be a compass without a point surrounding me “Looking for directions. The town you’re seek......

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...THREE MINUTES TO DONE Do I first bring water to boiling point To time the egg from that moment on Or from cold, to then be soft not hard That one might be tempted to discard But plonked in a c......

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...There was Turkey and sausage meat, gammon ham too, Four pigs in blankets for me, you and you I did Yorkshire puddings and parsnips well glazed Sprouts, roast potatoes: I’m thus far unfazed… But......

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... A LANCASHIRE LIASON “Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in. I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” She grimaced an with er large left arm she swung out an shut door. “Are y’ e......

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...The woman sits silently on the edge of the bed A thin shaft of afternoon sun from a tear in faded curtains slices the murky room, landing on the man's damp body half-covered with draggled she......

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...Abducted Worker He was riding his moped to the office to work The alien craft hovered over him and took him It left his moped by the roadside needing the rider In a blast of silent light he was ......

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... Here we are, in this feeble mind-body Afflicted by amnesia, plonked upon earth We are this here now, not everybody Limited, yet vibrant with childlike mirth Maya veils; lets us fe......

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...Have you heard a carrot scream, when dragged outta earth? Or the yell of green beans peeled alive severed cross-wise, sectioned? Or the curdling yell of purple potatoes plonked alive in ......

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...IT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent. I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had started to rain. The assistant behind the counter had shiny ......

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...Since that shutdown thing Things have been quite quiet here at work Im a porter in a hospital Moving people for transport and some other things now My hospital has stayed the same, But every......

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...Ted Cogger is our local butcher and he’s been here seven years; full forward for the footy team and drinks a nightly seven beers. He played one season for the cricket club, but he was just a slugge......

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...A poem penned in '61; loved by all, a favourite of mine Performed by Bella, my sweetest grandchild, when at the tender age of nine Draped head to toe in a purple shawl, with a purple hat plon......

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...My step sister her name is Annie has got the most gigantic fanny When she plonked on a chair She was quite unaware she’d sat upon our little granny Our poor granny was almost squas......

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