Best Plonked Poems
Below are the all-time best Plonked poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of plonked poems written by PoetrySoup members
An Eternity IStood upright, between two roads,
On a thin metal rail,
A solitary, brown coloured bottle
Of beer, ...
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Categories:
plonked, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
Huge JarseMy step sister her name is Annie
has got the most gigantic fanny
When she plonked on a chair
She was quite unaware
she’d sat upon our little granny
Our...
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Categories:
plonked, crush, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Men of Honor In the MistMen of Honor in the mist Kokoda 1942......
Men of Honor in the mist,...
Sometimes by a bullet kissed,...
Shoot the buggers they'd insist,...
Threeo plonked,...
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Categories:
plonked, adventuregreen,
Form:
Rhyme
Mrs Grundy and the ButcherTed Cogger is our local butcher and he’s been here seven years;
full forward for the footy team and drinks a nightly seven beers.
He played one...
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Categories:
plonked, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Norm Duel N Johnno.....Norm Duel and Johnno of the Second Twenty Fifth.....
Were in Syria in 1941.....
They were surrounded by the French Foreign legion with....
75mm cannon and machine gun...
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Categories:
plonked, adventure
Form:
Rhyme
Plumpyflumpy and Friends - ContestPlumpyflumpy was a sort of hippo/giraffe
Its rump was huge like a hippo
With a neck sooooooo long, that’s where the raffe bit was.
Plumpy loved to...
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Categories:
plonked, children,
Form:
Verse
It's a Mad World- In a Lancashire AccentIT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.
I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had...
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Categories:
plonked, crazy, food, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Free verse
EnnuiRonaldo sprawled in luxury
across from where the spaniel lay,
pretending to read Mallarme
and yawning, stuck in Chapter One.
The Grandfather ticked heavily,
there...
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Categories:
plonked, tribute,
Form:
Verse
Ennui...inspired by 'A Cooking Egg' by T.S. Eliot
Ronaldo sprawled in luxury
across from where the spaniel lay,
he soldiered on with Mallarme
and, yawning, re-read Chapter One.
The...
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Categories:
plonked, on writing and words,
Form:
Quatrain
EnnuiIn the style of T.S. Eliot.
*******
Ronaldo sprawled in luxury
across from where the spaniel lay,...
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Categories:
plonked, tribute, writing,
Form:
Verse
Ennui...inspired by 'A Cooking Egg' by T.S. Eliot
Ronaldo sprawled in luxury
across from where the spaniel lay,
he soldiered on with Mallarme
and, yawning, re-read Chapter One.
The...
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Categories:
plonked, dedication, writing,
Form:
Verse
EnnuiIn the style of T.S. Eliot.
*******
Ronaldo sprawled in luxury
across from where the spaniel lay,...
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Categories:
plonked, tribute, writing,
Form:
Verse
EnnuiEnnui
...inspired by 'A Cooking Egg' by T.S. Eliot
Ronaldo sprawled in luxury
across from where the spaniel lay,
pretending to read Mallarme
and yawning, stuck in Chapter...
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Categories:
plonked, nostalgia
Form:
Quatrain
Mind-Body Enigma
Here we are, in this feeble mind-body
Afflicted by amnesia, plonked upon earth
We are this here now, not everybody
Limited, yet vibrant with childlike mirth
Maya veils; lets...
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Categories:
plonked, spiritual,
Form:
Sonnet
Purple and I Learn To SpitA poem penned in '61; loved by all, a favourite of mine
Performed by Bella, my sweetest grandchild, when at the tender age of nine
...
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Categories:
plonked, grandchild, humorous, old, woman,
Form:
Rhyme