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Funny Planet Poems

These Funny Planet poems are examples of Planet poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Planet Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Does Mother Moon Sleep
Last night I fell into a deep sleep,
my cat precious slept with me.
I could swear that old Mother Moon,
slept with us, I swear, it’s true.


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Categories: planet, children, dream, fantasy, moon,

Premium Member 'Comet' - the Finest Freckle-Remover On the Planet
Joni-Jo Kacino was an ornery blue-eyed redhead, with freckles covering everything that showed - outside her clothes!
Her lips were kinda puffy...her ears were diff’rent lengths...and...

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Categories: planet, humor,

Premium Member Pluto

Pluto a small planet-outermost part of the solar system                ...

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Categories: child, fun, planet, sun,

Martian AIRcraft but no AIR
Perseverance, ingenuity: hallmarks of great mind...
Examples which we Earthlings are expecting more to find.
As NASA's news now streams from Mars, where there is little air

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Categories: funny, humorous, inspiration, planet,

Premium Member Beings From The Planet BOB
I had spent time decorating my home for Christmas Day,
but felt forlorn when I should be quite gay;
the blinking lights on the tree were...

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Categories: planet, fantasy,

Premium Member View from 13 stories

Viewed from high above
humans wander the planet
lost ants with big shoes...

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Categories: planet, confusion, funny, lost, people,

Why haven’t I been writing poetry . . .
do I really have nothing to say?

Nothing even though it's the time when time
is an avalanche halfway...

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© Mari Banks  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: planet, america, corruption, culture, environment,

Premium Member Spring
Spring is here and in the air                  ...

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Categories: planet, spring,

Premium Member The Ax
The Ax

Sometimes death is easier. 
Wow, that is terrible. 
Divorce, rips families to shreds. 
This is mine-that is not.
Confusion and conflict. 
The kids… oh yeah,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: planet, betrayal, divorce, family, grief,

Beyond the Poetry
"Beyond the Poetry"

Grew up on country roads that were dusty
And bumpy
When I was a dummy
My life was crummy
Experienced it first hand, didn't just study
Life's a...

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Categories: how i feel, planet,

Where Doth The Internet Exist
Where Doth The Internet Exist?

The pro fun ditty of above
stated poetic side - title aligned
into an unexpected Eureka
(out of a vacuum) find
just when I felt...

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Categories: planet, 11th grade, funny, growth,

Don't get caught
Grab some whiskey and take a shot
It will feel good, you will like it alot
Just don't drive because you might get caught!
You will go to...

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© Mike Grant  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: planet, earth day, funny, hello,

Premium Member My Ride with the Alien
I walked along the street one day to see what I could find,
I looked for something interesting to stimulate my mind.

When suddenly appeared before me...

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Categories: inspirational, planet, science, travel,

Premium Member Ultra Sound Tickles
Ultra Sound Tickles (By Moji Agha) 

Ultrasound tickles tickle soundly; 
Or do they? 

Do they have a choice in the matter? 
Or they tickle the...

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© Moji Agha  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: planet, conflict, earth, funny, humorous,

Petri dish bacterium philosophy
As our civilisation reaches new heights
We can be proud of our achievements
As we enter a new golden age

Survivors of the second penicillium war
We harnessed our...

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Categories: planet, creation, fun, funny, humor,