Pints Poems - Poems about Pints

..."All the things I say..." my lingering part sentence left in notes the endings to unwritten poems never to be known I'm on the hook yet unanalysed with no resul......Read the rest...

... beware ... they are coming I hear them as they tap their invariable pulses on my spirit like steel drums in the Cruzan night all at once frightening and irresistibly intoxicating - the war......Read the rest...

...Sat writing this, in memory of my pal Danny K Just a few pints and a couple packets crisps, is what we used to say I just wanted you to know, ill be forever grateful that we met Ill hold on to the......Read the rest...

... Drinking 20 pints regularly, done with consummate ease Add a bottle of vodka on top if you please Mixing beer, wine and spirits what a crazy thinker All the time believing I was a social drinke......Read the rest...

...There once was a man who had swagger When he drank seven pints of lager He said "may I have this dance?" Didn't know he'd peed his pants So, home on his own he did stagger......Read the rest...

...Bright eyed red nosed reindeer, Raring frantically to go, Waiting for that iconic signal, A belting “ho ho ho”. Flying gifts down children’s chimneys, One house two house three house four, Wi......Read the rest...

...As a war journalist, my new assignment took me to the side-line of the Elfin war zone, where I found an old tavern, a long-time community center for the travelers and locals, flocking to......Read the rest...

...brightness hurts my eyes, flick the switches plunge me into darkness, the night bewitches I look a whole lot better cloaked in disguise flick the switches, brightness hurts my eyes I g......Read the rest...

...I was first picked up In a cast-off shop in Liverpool; Surrounded by racks of seasoned shirts Bearing names of old soldiers. “Draper” draped on an immature frame In a collage of brown and gre......Read the rest...

...The Highwaymen softly play Me And Bobby Magee And for the next four hours Every single drink is free. Order what you like friend And stick it on the slate Tonight we’re saying goodbye To my b......Read the rest...

...A steady hand lifts the glass mug of the next regret. He twirled me on the dance floor, left stained by blue collar shoeprints and leaky pints. In the corner, the referee refuses to let there be a ......Read the rest...

...There was once an old boozer named Dale Who guzzled copious pints of ale Although he tried his best He flunked the road-side test And was remanded sans bail ......Read the rest...

...[Got stuck in traffic today. The car in front of me was… I kid you not… everyone’s favourite flying car!] * Fifty years ago they said the oil would be depleted Long befor......Read the rest...

...The Class Act It dawned on me to get ahead in life, I had to speak proper the way words are laid out in books It is hard to talk posh I had to write down what I was going to say when meeting f......Read the rest...

...She shares her face, she shares her name She shares her local dancing fame She hides her self, she hides her pain She hides whilst trying to over explain She's this, she's that, she's no one yo......Read the rest...