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Pint Poems - Poems about Pint

Waiting for the storm to pass
People started running, for buses, taxis, trains, with umbrellas no defence, against the wind and rain, a drowned rat cycled past, then disappeared down a lane, when lightening flashed, I dashed, hoping to dry out again. I shot past the pub’s “welcome” sign, “No Prams or Pushchairs Inside”, then scrutinised the menu, for something not micro’d or fried, with my paper, pint, pasty, and peas, I sat by...

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Categories: pint, rain, storm, weather, wind,
Form: Rhyme
Pint-Size It
I sit here wondering about it all. The only problem is, all is always way too much. Perhaps I could find a way, to pint-size it!...

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Categories: pint, change, feelings, perspective,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Pint Size
A mere mortal I am to AI. A demi tasse slurp, a tiny thought bubble, blowing in the wind, pieced to pop with puny plunk, just a pip spat out. My brain drained to a pitiful paltry piddle, into the insatiable sea of AI's knowledge bank....

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Categories: pint, internet, introspection, language, memory,
Form: Free verse
Nine-Pint Ramblings
Some people think I’m anti human Some believe I really would Free this world of the species If I easily could. We are not the only animals But for what it’s worth We are the only ones Destroying mother earth. Seven days of creation Just to give birth To the scourge Of this earth? I don’t mean to offend But will if needs must To...

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Categories: pint, angst, conflict, environment,
Form: Rhyme
Have the Words Fancy a Pint Ever Sounded So Good
Have the word's Fancy a Pint At the Pub Ever sounded so good As today Cheers See you there Make mine a double Get the round in Lot's to catch up on Since we last met...

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Categories: pint, appreciation,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Mcgee Save a Pint Save a Pence
Mick, Mike and McGee Were at the pub together Just sitting at the bar Talking about work, and the weather When Mick looks down and sees a fly, floating on the froth of his beer Motions for The Bartender, saying "What in the hell we have here" The Bartender sees the fly Then looked Mick straight in the face I'll pour a...

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Categories: pint, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Pint of Ale
Give me a pint of ale for I have signed aboard the Queen weighing anchor first light when she gives sail for Java’s trade of kind. But I am having a good time this night and me thinks a pint may wet whistle fine. Then after ale booze makes shore time just right If you chance hearing curses, they aren’t...

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Categories: pint, drink,
Form: Terza Rima
Pint Will Raise
About my deceased friend Terry. Will have service for him Thursday with a wake at Gun Tavern in Basildon, Essex, England Pint Will Raise For Terry a pint will raise And offer him much praise Distinguished gentleman has been Heaven's gates are open again Where Terry now rests and stays....

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Categories: pint, appreciation,
Form: Limerick
The Last Pint
The last pint He ordered a couple bottles and one And said an extra one he still want Seating by the counter late at one, Staring at couples dancing gracefully the night And remembering his own days of might Another shot of Johnny walker And tears were running freely down his face For the once so sweet love had now gone bitter Yet those...

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Categories: pint, betrayal, break up, death,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Pint a Rest
oh great tremble how many days of no eat king oscar quelle sardines let us open a can nothing to worry your'e not new at this and those beans you call them mouton for a shave and deux couilles lets knit a tricot in the great bank of America...

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Categories: pint, baby,
Form: Alexandrine
Talking To a Pint
I thought I sent you down my belly, What are you doing in my head? You conniving old shoe! You bitter brew Go away from me, be forever gone I’m finally done with you…! Wait, wait –hic up-! I over reacted Give me another sip…? One more before I go… Of course we’re bestttt… still friends –hic up-! I was being fu….. Silly Michael...

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Categories: pint, crazy, funny, humorous,
Form: Free verse
A Pint of the God Machine
A pint of the god machine Surfing the digital space drifting and sifting throughout the net to find the key and yet it never appears so as I might fear there is a fee to pay for knowledge little universe in a box and I’m trapped in a state of mind I cannot describe strange and stranger still yet there is a way about machines I don’t...

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Categories: pint, memory, philosophy, science fiction,
Form: I do not know?
Free Cee Am I the Only One Who Knocks Off Half of a Pint Bottle of Vodka At Three a M
LASHES TO ASHES IN SLOW MOTION Might I please present myself as a prologue to death Because unless I am terribly wrong……. I can’t have too terribly long And I’ve been lazy too long But I don’t have too long to act crazy Incredibly and indisputably inane And drive other people institutionally insane My days dry up like clay caskets caught in the...

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Categories: pint, angst, me, night, people,
Form: Free verse
A Pint of Bitter No Probem
A Pint of Bitter…sure- At the registrar office we´re getting married when I noticed on her papers she had been married 5 times….hold on you never told me this, I thought you had been married once and had a daughter with him. I have of think about this marriage left she accosted me in the street and said;...

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Categories: pint, love, parody, philosophy, me,
Form: Blank verse
Those Pint Glass Bottomed Spectacles
Those pint glass bottomed spectacles are staring up at me as you gurgle down another beer and burp and boff with glee. Gone are your inhibitions your humanity and pride, you're acting like an animal now that alcohol's inside. You're acting kind of foolish like I've never seen before, the kind of things you wouldn't do if sober as before. Gone is the man I used to...

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Categories: pint, confusion, dedication, devotion, education,
Form: Free verse

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