Pint Poems - Poems about Pint

...Irish Proverb A long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A good girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one. By Josehf Lloyd Murchison......Read the rest...

...The forest around her story damning the plains— The littlest girl seen by the wind through the plains. Green honey passes just by a bee's swirling wings; The gold smoothed by her heart; fingers ......Read the rest...

...A night with friends to enjoy a culinary sampling tour downtown Time for a boatload of fun, and let our hair down Our journey begins with our tour guide loading us into his van A jolly fellow who ......Read the rest...

...YOU CLAIM TO BE ACE ROTHSTEIN A BOSS COMMITING HIEST ON DISABLED ELDERLY PERSONS BREAKING INTO MOBLE HOME GOLF CARTS AND MEDICATION BOXES RETRIEVING ANTIDEPRESSANTS HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE MEDIC......Read the rest...

...I wish I could do a pub crawl go out and go real mad I wish I could do a pub crawl But it would really make me bad. Just one sugar laden pint of ale Would make me go a whiter shade of pale. I......Read the rest...

...There was a crooked house in a crooked part of town Where you could down a pint or two and let your life calm down A place to relax and to de-stress with friends and glass or two. Yes we loved......Read the rest...

...When my doctor calls me in, says I’ve got complications, let’s not blow our savings, on round the world vacations, my pre-paid funeral, is all that I want planned, I’ll refuse a fancy cruise, tha......Read the rest...

...Drag along grief's cursed sensation End the start of a brief operation Prohibit belief in any situation Abandon relief and it's only relation Refuse even a pint-sized rejection Terminate hope......Read the rest...

...He always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate of times, usually when some c**t was trying to kill us. Are you a believer now? If I get out of this, I’ll think about it. We got out of i......Read the rest...

...Say goodnight the party's over One more year a four leaf clover A pint of Guinness before bed Heals the shillelagh to the head......Read the rest...

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024... (Any resemblance between the following humorous account and real life circumstance tis purely coincidental). Went off fo......Read the rest...

...People started running, for buses, taxis, trains, with umbrellas no defence, against the wind and rain, a drowned rat cycled past, then disappeared down a lane, when lightening flashed, I dashe......Read the rest...

...I come home to great works of literature submerged in water Knee deep Dizzee Rascal at the Bull Ring The question is posed to my landlady Why Jesus? The books we've lost, included a variety of s......Read the rest...

...Ingredients: ~ A pint of stress ~A cup of anxiety ~A tablespoon of guilt ~A pinch of regret ~A dash of hopelessness ~A sprinkle of self-doubt Directions:...Read the rest...

...Take a bunch of fine musicians All ready to play and entertain With a gig miles away And you have folk train. Add a bunch of supporters A pint or two of ale And you have all the makings Of a v......Read the rest...