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Short Pint Poems

Short Pint Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pint by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pint by length and keyword.


Bah Pumpkin
popcorn and a pint,
on haloween,
is the future that ive just seen...

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© Dean Wood  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pint, life,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Cosmic Refuse
Quantum soup frenzy 
so many minutes to live
our last pint of life....

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Categories: pint, bereavement, dance, death, eulogy, farewell,
Form: Haiku
Beerku 2
pen and pint in hand
four porters in and counting
might be all she wrote

Michael F. Lewis
7/17/2013...

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Categories: pint, drink, writing,
Form: Haiku
Shaken Not Stirred
"Truth be Told," James Bond opined
Over a pint of Guinness
"Love is just a consequence
of bouncing balls in tennis!"...

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Categories: pint, break up, first love, funny, humor, love,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Milk N Cookies
Milk N Cookies by James Edward Lee Sr.

A pint of milk poured
Into a tall cool cold glass 
With coco cookies

11/18/17...

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Categories: pint, childhood, food,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member Last Call
Our last pint of life
imaginary beings
we drink our future
restless humans, sentient souls
shall the 'tweens ever embark?...

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Categories: pint, analogy, courage, emotions, life, society,
Form: Tanka
A Lad In Shropshire
Aladdin rubbed an English lamp
And found the genie rather damp
He made a wish
For chips & fish
With a pint in a nudist camp...

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Categories: pint, england,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Guinness Is In Us
Say goodnight the party's over

One more year a four leaf clover

A pint of Guinness before bed

Heals the shillelagh to the head...

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Categories: pint, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
Fake Noose
Watching Serena play tennis
Whilst sipping a pint of Guinness
I heard someone plead
Donald Trump should lead
His Fake News Parade in Venice...

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Categories: pint, political,
Form: Limerick
Pint-Size It
I sit here
wondering
about it all.

The only problem
is, all is always
way too much.

Perhaps
I could find
a way, to 

pint-size it!...

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Categories: pint, change, feelings, perspective,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bottlenose Dolphin
a sea acrobat

      a smart, friendly pint-sized whale

               bottlenose dolphin 


Date written: 07/18/2020...

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Categories: pint, animal, appreciation, nature,
Form: Haiku
Flushed
It’s time for my next colonoscopy
Oh, how I dread the cost to me.
Must I drink all that stuff?
Wouldn’t a pint be enough?
I fear my insides may be lost to me....

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Categories: pint, health, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Sizes of Lonely
Lonely comes in three sizes
The pint is light and floats near you
The quart you must hold in your lap
But, the gallon is unliftable
   and it blocks all sunny paths...

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Categories: pint, lonely,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Anesthesiology 101
The physician mixed a kiddie 'cocktail'
The young patient swallowed it and turned pale
   He quickly went under
   But the doc had blundered
He'd put in a pint of hundred-proof ale...

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Categories: pint, drink, health,
Form: Limerick
Drinks With Her Maj
I went for a pint with The Queen
and tried to avoid being seen:
her voice was too loud
to blend in the crowd,
and jokes that she told were obscene.

for Kevin's Namedropper contest...

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© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pint, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Irish Proverb
Irish Proverb A long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A good girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one. By Josehf Lloyd Murchison
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Categories: pint, analogy, angel, beautiful, cute, fun,
Form: Other
Premium Member Unstable Mable
My beer-swilling auntie called Mabel Could drink most blokes under the table She sups pint after pint Almost every night No wonder her legs are unstable! 06~07~17
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Categories: pint, drink, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Have the Words Fancy a Pint Ever Sounded So Good
Have the word's

Fancy a Pint

At the Pub

Ever sounded so good 

As today

Cheers

See you there

Make mine a double

Get the round in

Lot's to catch up on

Since we last met...

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Categories: pint, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Wedding Day Menu
A few grammes of youthfulness
Ripples of laughter
A mixture of common sense
One glass of good looks
A pint of humour
Bouquets of
Love !

Paraphrase from a church recipe booklet of the early 1900's...

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Categories: pint, family, happiness, wedding
Form: Epulaeryu
Premium Member How many paradigms and how many paradoxes
How many paradigms and how many paradoxes 
can you stuff into a pair of pint-sized treasure boxes?
And the answer is not,
"Oh teacher, I forgot,"
because I taught you to reason like wily little foxes.
...

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© Rio Jansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pint, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, education,
Form: Light Verse
Tooty Fruity Creme Brulee
Half a pint of raspberries Vanilla pudding Cup of moo-moo's milk, liqueur - Drunken brown sugar Melts in bubbles - Freeze Invite friends Serve !
for John Heck's contest "Eat Me!"...

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Categories: pint, food
Form: Epulaeryu
Pintka 1
summer solstice moon
bright as an oncoming train
pressing silver light
into my glistening pint
carving stark shadows from the night

Michael F. Lewis
6/21/2013

Invented another new style...
tanka + pint = pintka...

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Categories: pint, drink, moon, nature,
Form: Tanka
Premium Member Cold Dessert
Pint Ice cream Cold delight Desired evening It’s pure ecstasy I got my fill Delicious Dessert Cold
Russell Sivey Form: Ninette Entrant into Joann Grisetti's "Ninette " contest 3/20/2012...

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Categories: pint, food, life,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Bridgewater's Clock
Clock
on wall
snickering
10 minutes fast
waiting on the wings
sipping an Ayinger
one hand playing with the phone
double checking Trenton schedule
another train is gonna get missed
order a shot with the next pint of beer...

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Categories: pint, time,
Form: Nonet
And We Drink!!
With a shot and to a swallow
To chilled from within
A pint with frigid golden jumps 
To this a game begins
The orb, a cup shall swallow from
A coin crashed drown to win
A deck, a hand, a cup lift up
In more we drink again!...

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© Jose Bird  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pint, funny, music, song-urban
Form: I do not know?

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