Piggish Poems


Warm welcomes

Warm welcome from you are the vile,

‘‘Tis what you are you cannot deny

Friendly insults from nasty things

Shall wed the devil for chaos will sing

Wicked friends, you think you’re wise 

As it only speaks to your demise

For I see the fire within your eyes 

Your whisper, your fears, you piggish tears

We all but speak it , I am your fears

Please respect the truth for it has come here..
Categories: piggish, africa,
Form: ABC

Premium Memberhow France treated me

The most romantic city in the world the passenger next to me said
Her girth had oozed into my seat too, for she was super corpulent
I will fall in love, marry a rich Frenchman, live a life of luxury she said.
I was eating a donut in the lobby of the airport when someone sneered at me

American! He said, "are such pigs." I weigh a hundred and forty-two pounds.
Another person walked by and glared. I heard him belittling me in French.
Not sure what he said, but I did know one word, and it was piggish.
I am now wondering if my seatmate’s dreams will come true in France.

Or will she have to travel to Portugal or Mexico for love?
Two men tried to get into my rented flat when I unlocked the door.
I was horrified and turned horrible – yelling, screaming, kicking.
Americans! One said. Horribly nasty fat Americans. Paris is not for me.
Categories: piggish, french,
Form: Free verse


A Wise Woman

 A Wise Woman

They say a wide woman should build her house, but what about the piggish man with mannish mannerisms? He’s filled with doggie treats and dogma. Ladies, let me give you the T with your Danish. Excuse me while I arrange my dress, so you won’t undress my unholy ways with your grotesque eyes. Unless you’re distressed and under religious duress, if not then I digress.

 Disdained, but my head is held high. Once upon a time, I drowned in biblical verses filled with curses. I tried to stay afloat but struggled to deal with a defiled bed. I had to give head on Sunday but realized I was headed for self-destruction but had to still keep the Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. For whatever it’s worth.

As a First Lady, I was always instructed to be a wise woman. following Proverbs made problematic predictions for me. I ended up impregnated under false fallacies. To a Jack and Jill went up the hill fables constantly in my ear. The Layman stays late to receive prayers while the holy enjoy extra curriculum, and activities anointed by god.
Categories: piggish, abuse, atheist, betrayal, depression,
Form: I do not know?

Blinded By Materialism

Those with piggish hearts I'd berate
for desiring each worldly prize.
Avarice is a shameful trait.
Materialism blinds their eyes.


June 23, 2022
Greed Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico
Syllable count checked with howmanysyllables.com
Categories: piggish, how i feel, meaningful,
Form: Quatrain

Premium MemberHer Name Is Zee

Z, so zealously misunderstood, 
Zeus gives her zest, as only Zeus could.
Zigzagging and zipping in response 
To Zoology’s play,
We have to use Z more often,
or she will zigzag away.

Z barely takes up six pages of most dictionaries.
She is zany, and zealous, and amazingly daring.
She adds so much to pizzazz, and wizard, and whiz.
She is more than she will ever be, and less than she is.

Z brings us Zimbabwe, Zaire and Zander too.
Without her where would zing, zest, and zap truly be?
You can have the M’s, the N’s, and the piggish P’s.
Just leave me one letter.
Her name is Zee.
Categories: piggish, fun,
Form: Free verse


Basest Traitorous Titan

I fought one piggish Titan and I won
As if that devious Leech existed not; 
Sealing the very firy nose of his gun
With ball-like rags to sap every shot.

A long-lionized mogul of giant name
Slew my low fists by a magic stroke;
Vilest Judas glossing in pesty fame,
I his two-timing fang spookily broke.

I know not if such a scheming villain
Fickle arms dim for want of glut gain,
Ever shall by Time's rare marvel floor,
And ink selfsame serendipities more.

May the Highest Star your ochre clip,
And pelt plagues and fates your ship;
Until Hades her filthiest minion finds 
Sulfurous frying betwixt fallen minds. 

May your fiendish bow of foxy veneer
Snap mid-hunt as looms hugest deer,
And life's fave tooth turn fatal sore;
Your daintiest morsel tartest grow!
Categories: piggish, allegory, angel, anger, anti
Form: Ballad

Premium MemberDancing In Kitchens

This shuddering heart-throb.
This 11-pound earthworm.
Warm, with fat skin in tiny bundles.
Eyes swimming for clarification,
The gleam in them like lighthouses
In search of just you.
Her arms cling sloth-like around my neck.
Her legs pump and jostle for position.
(For what? A better view over the left shoulder?
I tried the right now and again.  She hated it. So left only now.)
Like this in low-lit kitchens, we dance.
I dip and slide with this big fleshy spider
While it emits piggish grunts.
She burrows endlessly into my collar bone,
Dying to dive back into daddy's DNA 
For something left behind.
The Infant Paleontologist,
Desperate for discovery.
But she won't find anything.  She never does. 
She always falls asleep too soon.
I'm too good of a dancer.
(For now, anyway.)
Categories: piggish, baby, family,
Form: Free verse

The Troll

The wee little troll 
He licked my arm
I really don't think 
He meant any harm 

Vulgar and disgusting
In his piggish ways
He moves very slowly
And begins to play

In his pointy shoes
He runs and frolics
Falls on his face
Wrinkles his nose

Decides to sit down
And begin to show
How he can behave 
To receive his treat

Which is a nice rub
To his wee, little, feet
Categories: piggish, crazy, fun,
Form: Limerick

Drawing Lines

Sometimes people live too close to one another
with the scent of lives overlapping lines
psyches stepping on toes and
problems bleeding in through doors & windows.

Neighbors crying, remonstrating, manipulating, and copulating 
demonstrating the need for soundproofing or renovating
as we wave the next day our smiles ingratiating
because its at their expense our needs we’ve been satiating

and the building goes on.

Some stress “urban sprawl” others cry “urban blight.”
Yet developers rub hands with piggish delight
Smart animals follow the birds, which take flight
and poor confused deer become targets at night.

Yet the building goes on.

Big boxes, small boxes, strip malls and stores, 
McDonalds, and Wendy’s, and Bed Bath and More
Family Dollars and State Liquor Stores
Pawn Shops and Nail Shops and

and . . .

when trees are memories
fish bellies rise like steam from warm waters 
and desertification has become "the new black."
Perhaps then we will draw a line in the sand.
Categories: piggish, social,
Form: Light Verse

Premium MemberCupid's Misfire

Though often called by lovers
for my wicked deadly aim
when I sight with an arrow
and I chant the whispered name.

Sometimes, the shot gets tangled.
I don’t like to ricochet
off candidates unlikely
of responsiveness in play.

I’m sorry though... for Mary.
Me feeling hung-over dues...
‘twas cause of the misfire flight,
mispronouncing in the muse.

I targeted her chosen,
and fired a moment too late...
Poor Mary heard the grunting
and a pig stared through the gate.

Next, we hear the crashing sound,
running feet as pig appears
and looking up at Mary
piggish grin with garbage smears.

Now, Mary’s not called stupid
nor in love with new pig friend.
She bargained up the bacon,
smoked the hams and brought the end.

Valentine’s day is coming,
my fear mounts of face to face...
‘cause Mary not forgetting,
last year was the piggy chase.

Cupid
Categories: piggish, funny,
Form: Quatrain
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