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Premium Member More Phoney Money

My wallet is empty of cash
When it appears which is rarely
I usually give it away 
Doesn’t really matter, not really 
It’s gone as soon as I get it anyway
It never lasts but that's okay
Besides, I have plenty of credit 
VISA, MasterCard, Discovery 
And the more I “spend” 
With that lending hand 
The more trust I build 
Upping my score.  Score! 
Up the stakes, wait, change the rules? 
Now, it’s me who can’t trust, who? 
Sky rocketing interest rates 
A debt that’s out of control 
Taxing me everywhere I go 
The scam’s all decorated
Beautifully choreographed   
Beautifully camouflaged 
All alluring, so endearing 
As I assume my plastic smile
 
At my recently installed
Big beautiful screen on the wall.

Premium Member Phoney Baloney

Heavy sigh and moan

There's too much spam on my phone

So leave me alone

Premium Member Phoney Psychic

I’m visiting a brand new clairvoyant
if she’s good I’ll be her best client
She’s been recommended to me
though she charges a very high fee

I arrived promptly at a quarter to four
and rapped loudly on her front door
She opened the door wearing a scowl
and spat out these words with a growl


“Who are you  …
 I wasn’t expecting anyone!”


I said you put your profession to shame
and Charlotte-Ann … is a VERY apt name!

06/23/21


Mobile Phoney

Dedicated to all the people who either gaze into the phone or it is permanantly stuck to their ear

Life is the same game, remorse, regrets and shame
Sick of the pain, the rain and the late train
Listening to the politicians with their same spiel
Turn off the TV, the radio, for a while
Listen to something new with a swing
A saturated robin in the wet garden, boy he can sing
The wind whistling through the air
Try taking a selfie of that to share
On your mobile phony
The sun breaking through warm rays
Those were the days
When people spoke face to face, oral communication
Before texting and messaging over ran the nation
So you have 8,000 facebook mates
Know them well do you, their birthdays and the dates
I can tell you one thing our kid
You don't really know Pancho Suarez from Madrid
He is a million miles and more away
Although you spoke to him today
Hell that's ok
He is only a phone call or a text message away
If you use your mobile phoney.

Premium Member Villanelle: the Fake Or the Phoney Thrive Only On Blatant Envy

Villanelle: The Fake or the Phoney thrive only on blatant envy

The Fake or the Phoney thrive only on blatant envy
Who’ll stoop to any level to scuttle the imagined rival
Smiles drawn tight on faces sullen with conspiracy

Yin’s motivating force lies in usurping Yang’s glory
Drives it to ape and rob the Yang for supposed survival
The Fake or the Phoney thrive only on blatant envy

In scarce genuine values world the spurious spawn many
Few who strive for what endures bypass not the ephemeral
Smiles drawn tight on faces sullen with conspiracy

Cryptomaniacs control art subsumed into personality
Accidental uses of material rate neither as error nor trial
The Fake or the Phoney thrive only on blatant envy

The Spurious clamour with the public for easy bounty
Even time-tested concepts and ideas hardly prove original
Smiles drawn tight on faces sullen with conspiracy

Envy turns the sprocket chains of fortune for the many
Who just skip and dance and hoot till the final upheaval
The Fake or the Phoney thrive only on blatant envy
Smiles drawn tight on faces sullen with conspiracy

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2014

Phoney Friends

FRIENDS BY:LARRINITA

ONE MINUTE THIER YOUR FRIENDS

THE NEXT THIER YOUR ENEMY

ONE MINUTE THEY FIGHT WITH YOU

THEN THE NEXY SHOW SYMPATHY

ALLTHEASE PHONEY PEOPLE IS JUST FAKERS

THIER JUST LIKE CANDY,NOW AND LATERS

BUT IT 'S COOL THEY WILL BOW DOWN TO ME LATER

AND I LOVE THEM I LOVE MY HATERS

SO PICK YO FRIENDS CAREFUL,MAYBE EVEN COOL

THEY ALWYAS PHONEY BREAK EVERY RULE

DATE YOUR MAN,TALK BEHIND YO BACK

AND JUST SO PHONEY,

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THEASE  I RATHER BE LONELY..

AND NOT TO SAY NO NAMES,BUT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE,JUST DO WHAT 
YOU DO,I HAVE NO SPACE LEFT FOR YOU IN MY HEART,IM JUST GONE DO 
ME AND STILL SHOW YOU RESPECT.BECUASE LIFE IS TO SHORT

TO LIVE WITH REGRATS,SO ITS ALL OVER NOW IM TIRED OF BEING THE 
BLAME,IM JUST NOW WALKING INTO THE WALK OF FAME,SO WHEN U SEE 
ME DONT PUT NOT A SMILE ON YO FACE,U DONT HAVE TO BE PHONEY ANIT 
NO USE OF BEING FAKE,CUZ JUST LIKE THAT PERSON DID ME ,THAT 
PERSON CAN BE REPLACED.


Phoney

Testing my patience, trying me in every way,
I can't believe this is you making me feel this way.

Though time will go on, 
it seems to have stopped in its tracks,
to show my love again,
against me the odds are stacked.

to never love or trust again,
make me feel so lonely,
I guess I should have opened my eyes,
because I never took you to be a phoney.

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