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Funny Pets Poems

These Funny Pets poems are examples of Pets poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pets Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Has Anyone Seen My Pussy - Bawdy limerick
My Tomcat drives me up the walls
On neighbourhood kitties he calls
Sired more than one kitten
With sex he is smitten
He’s gonna be losing his balls!

A Funny...

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Categories: humorous, pets,



Premium Member Stoned Chihuahua
I'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked....

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Categories: pets, animal, dog, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Sassy Sun
I had named my verbose parrot Sunny, as he filled my world with sunshine;
For when someone truly touches the heart, you often must give some...

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Categories: pets, cute love, fantasy, hero,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks: The All-Time Best -- vote for your favorite
The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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Categories: pets, animal, cat, cute, dog,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks VI
The Rottweiler

I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler

The Saint...

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Categories: pets, animal, cute, dog, fun,



Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks V
Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller)

To “toll” is to dance like a fox
Luring mallards or teals to the rocks
Where a hunter’s awaiting
What the dog has...

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Categories: pets, 7th grade, animal, cute,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks IV
The Labradoodle

It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle
By its frolicsome dabble and doodle
But add a big part
Of the Labrador’s heart
And you’ve got the whole...

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Categories: pets, animal, cute, dog, funny,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks III
The Doberman Pinscher

A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give...

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Categories: pets, animal, cute, dog, funny,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks II
The Bichon Frise

The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou 
That the crowd duly wowed has to coo 
‘Til the dog starts to droop
And its owner...

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Categories: pets, animal, cute, dog, funny,

My Singing Pussy Cat
I had a little pussy cat
That used to play a tune
On a penny whistle 
As it sang to the moon.
It wore stripey trousers 
With a...

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Categories: fantasy, humor, nonsense, pets,

Premium Member A Cup Runneth Over
When I was only nine,                    ...

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Categories: bird, drink, humor, pets,

Premium Member The Girls
The Girls

Perfumed and groomed, 
ribbons in their hair, so fair, 
they are beautiful... 
to me. 

Shorty, she is the clever hound, 
that knows how to...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pets, dad, dog, faith, family,

Premium Member Sassy
She was alone in the pen at the end
visibly frighten
Shaking like a leaf
wanting reprieve
So young a volunteer stay by her side
If she could she would...

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Categories: dog, pets,

Premium Member The Yellowish Canary
There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellowish canary,
and trusted it’s care while gone to...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pets, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, life,

Dante The Daring Feline
High upon the fridge was he.
A handsome ebony cat hides secretly.
He awaits the perfect prey.
Dante lays with one eye open all day.
His dark fur hiding...

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Categories: pets, animal, cat, fun, funny,