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Funny Pets Poems

These Funny Pets poems are examples of Pets poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pets Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Frankenpups


     The pups are quite the pack,
     Never know when they will attack!
    ...

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© Kim Stone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pets, 12th grade, dog, fun,



Premium Member BLACK AND WHITE
A lonely young girl,
dreams each night for a doggy.
A new furry friend to hold tight,
a new friend to play with.
Someone to love,
someone to care for.
One...

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Categories: pets, child, friend, heaven, love,

Premium Member Hog in the Fog
I saw a man walking his hog
It turned out it was just his dog
     It sure did look real
  ...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pets, animal, dog, funny, humor,

Premium Member Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy Parrot
I.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.

II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree 
In which...

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Categories: pets, bird, cute, funny love,

Premium Member A Lost Canary
There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pets, bird, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend,



Premium Member WE ARE NOT FUR BABIES
His incendiary comments
Ignited a conflagration
Concerning the dangers
Of “smokeless” tobacco

It’s the same look
Like the one the dogs get
When they hear the leash rattle
The eyes focus and...

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Categories: dog, funny, pets,

Premium Member A New Toy
A new toy I found in the mall
for my beloved pet, 
a different toy from a ball, 
the one she loves to play with.
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Categories: pets, allegory, best friend, blessing,

Catnip
I don't need any psychedelic trip...

I can just watch my cat roll around 
--- on her new rug laced in catnip!!...

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Categories: pets, animal, cat, cute love,

Premium Member Has Anyone Seen My Pussy - Bawdy Limerick
My Tomcat drives me up the walls
On neighbourhood kitties he calls
Sired more than one kitten
With sex he is smitten
He’s gonna be losing his balls!

A Funny...

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Categories: humorous, pets,

Premium Member Stoned Chihuahua
I'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked....

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Categories: pets, animal, dog, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Sassy Sun
I had named my verbose parrot Sunny, as he filled my world with sunshine;
For when someone truly touches the heart, you often must give some...

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Categories: pets, cute love, fantasy, hero,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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Categories: pets, animal, cat, cute, dog,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks Vi
The Rottweiler

I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler

The Saint...

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Categories: pets, animal, cute, dog, fun,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks V
Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller)

To “toll” is to dance like a fox
Luring mallards or teals to the rocks
Where a hunter’s awaiting
What the dog has...

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Categories: pets, 7th grade, animal, cute,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks Iv
The Labradoodle

It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle
By its frolicsome dabble and doodle
But add a big part
Of the Labrador’s heart
And you’ve got the whole...

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Categories: pets, animal, cute, dog, funny,


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