Funny Pets Poems
These Funny Pets poems are examples of Pets poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pets Funny poems written by international poets.
Cat on a LeashIt was a perfect day, a sunny golden day.
I felt the gentle sweep of easy breezes,
the music of the wind.
It was my daily stroll around...
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pets, animal, cat, cute, funny,
Dragon's BreathCoco is a Maltese who weighs about nine pounds,
She is most happy when her family is around.
Her heart is bigger than her and full of...
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pets, animal, cute, dog, funny,
My Life With PetsJUDY…
Judy was a German Shepherd from my newborn days
I’ve seen some pictures, black and white; she had a friendly gaze
I wish I could remember her...
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cat, dog, pets,
Awe Family
My husband is over protective.
Less stress is his doctor's objective.
But with two teens at home,
Always on the damn phone,
"Let go" isn't always effective!
My teen daughter...
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pets, animal, cute love, family,
StarlessThey called her Cookie at Animal Welfare, she had a white body with one black ear and a black spot on her upper butt. She...
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dog, heartbreak, pets,
Chicken -- after Harry NilssonMe and my chicken
Won't take a lickin'
Whenever he crows
Everyone knows it's
Me and my chicken.
Me and my chicken
Our hearts are tickin'
Cluckin' and pickin'
Here in the...
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pets, animal, farm, friendship, funny,
Gothic Pets CollabGothic Pets
Must of conjured up three demon cats from the depths of hell
What Halloween mischief does their presence foretell
Cat-lions roar, mincemeat!
Kids scared off with no...
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pets, cat, cute, giggle, halloween,
What Is That You Speak Ofwhat is this moo you speak of
could it be
upon field and grass
beauty of greenery
in summer’s wain alas
what is this woof you speak of
could it be
upon...
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pets, animal, fun, humorous, meaningful,
When You Are ReadyKublai has swollen lymph nodes in his throat that is why
it is hard for him to eat. The lymph nodes have spread
down his back, he...
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dog, love, pets,
Antics of Lady Hunting is her game..
'Lady' is her name
Antics of a hilarious Basset hound!
Lady was home alone
All she had was her green plastic bone
Her owners had gone...
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pets, animal, child, dog, funny,
My Basset Ran Off with My EssayMy basset puppy ran off with my essay
She even stole my mail
She cleaned out all the fridge
and wagged her funny tail
She went through all my...
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pets, animal, cheer up, funny,
Ouch! A Crazy Day Outso walking through the forest
out walking on a walk
passing tree after tree after tree
then a tree showed me its bark
interesting I thought
and so too did...
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pets, children, dog, fun, funny,
Uncle Ned, Fung And PokeDong was a song
that Fung the dog sung
Moke was a joke
that Poke the pig spoke
the Ked, a book that was read
is what Uncle Ned said
so...
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pets, animal, children, crazy, dog,
OceanOcean the blue cat
likes to suck on random toes
taste the salty sweat
...
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pets, beach, blue, fun, giggle,
Chardonnay Chardonnay the cat
likes to drink toilet water
and stumble around
...
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pets, cat, color, cute, drink,