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Funny Pets Poems

These Funny Pets poems are examples of Pets poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pets Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Cat on a Leash
It was a perfect day, a sunny golden day.
I felt the gentle sweep of easy breezes,
the music of the wind.
It was my daily stroll around...

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Categories: pets, animal, cat, cute, funny,



Premium Member Dragon's Breath
Coco is a Maltese who weighs about nine pounds,
She is most happy when her family is around.

Her heart is bigger than her and full of...

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Categories: pets, animal, cute, dog, funny,

Premium Member My Life With Pets
JUDY…
Judy was a German Shepherd from my newborn days
I’ve seen some pictures, black and white; she had a friendly gaze
I wish I could remember her...

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Categories: cat, dog, pets,

Premium Member Awe Family

My husband is over protective.
Less stress is his doctor's objective.
But with two teens at home,
Always on the damn phone,
"Let go" isn't always effective!

My teen daughter...

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Categories: pets, animal, cute love, family,

Premium Member Starless
They called her Cookie at Animal Welfare, she had a white body with one black ear and a black spot on her upper butt. She...

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Categories: dog, heartbreak, pets,



Premium Member Chicken -- after Harry Nilsson
Me and my chicken 
Won't take a lickin'
Whenever he crows
Everyone knows it's
Me and my chicken.

Me and my chicken
Our hearts are tickin'
Cluckin' and pickin'
Here in the...

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Categories: pets, animal, farm, friendship, funny,

Premium Member Gothic Pets Collab
Gothic Pets

Must of conjured up three demon cats from the depths of hell
What Halloween mischief does their presence foretell
Cat-lions roar, mincemeat!
Kids scared off with no...

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Categories: pets, cat, cute, giggle, halloween,

Premium Member What Is That You Speak Of
what is this moo you speak of
could it be
upon field and grass
beauty of greenery
in summer’s wain alas

what is this woof you speak of
could it be
upon...

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Categories: pets, animal, fun, humorous, meaningful,

Premium Member When You Are Ready
Kublai has swollen lymph nodes in his throat that is why
it is hard for him to eat. The lymph nodes have spread
down his back, he...

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Categories: dog, love, pets,

Premium Member Antics of Lady
Hunting is her game..
'Lady' is her name
Antics of a hilarious Basset hound!



Lady was home alone
All she had was her green plastic bone

Her owners had gone...

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Categories: pets, animal, child, dog, funny,

Premium Member My Basset Ran Off with My Essay
My basset puppy ran off with my essay
She even stole my mail
She cleaned out all the fridge
and wagged her funny tail

She went through all my...

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Categories: pets, animal, cheer up, funny,

Premium Member Ouch! A Crazy Day Out
so walking through the forest
out walking on a walk
passing tree after tree after tree
then a tree showed me its bark
interesting I thought
and so too did...

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Categories: pets, children, dog, fun, funny,

Premium Member Uncle Ned, Fung And Poke
Dong was a song
that Fung the dog sung

Moke was a joke
that Poke the pig spoke

the Ked, a book that was read
is what Uncle Ned said

so...

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Categories: pets, animal, children, crazy, dog,

Premium Member Ocean
Ocean the blue cat 
likes to suck on random toes 
taste the salty sweat 
 
...

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Categories: pets, beach, blue, fun, giggle,

Premium Member Chardonnay
Chardonnay the cat 
likes to drink toilet water 
and stumble around 
...

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Categories: pets, cat, color, cute, drink,


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