Funny Pets Poems
These Funny Pets poems are examples of Pets poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pets Funny poems written by international poets.
Has Anyone Seen My Pussy - Bawdy limerick
My Tomcat drives me up the walls
On neighbourhood kitties he calls
Sired more than one kitten
With sex he is smitten
He’s gonna be losing his balls!
A Funny...
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humorous, pets,
Stoned ChihuahuaI'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked....
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pets, animal, dog, funny, hilarious,
Sassy SunI had named my verbose parrot Sunny, as he filled my world with sunshine;
For when someone truly touches the heart, you often must give some...
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pets, cute love, fantasy, hero,
Shaggy Dog Limericks: The All-Time Best -- vote for your favoriteThe Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver...
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pets, animal, cat, cute, dog,
Shaggy Dog Limericks VIThe Rottweiler
I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler
The Saint...
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pets, animal, cute, dog, fun,
Shaggy Dog Limericks VNova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller)
To “toll” is to dance like a fox
Luring mallards or teals to the rocks
Where a hunter’s awaiting
What the dog has...
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pets, 7th grade, animal, cute,
Shaggy Dog Limericks IVThe Labradoodle
It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle
By its frolicsome dabble and doodle
But add a big part
Of the Labrador’s heart
And you’ve got the whole...
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pets, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Shaggy Dog Limericks IIIThe Doberman Pinscher
A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give...
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pets, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Shaggy Dog Limericks IIThe Bichon Frise
The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou
That the crowd duly wowed has to coo
‘Til the dog starts to droop
And its owner...
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pets, animal, cute, dog, funny,
My Singing Pussy CatI had a little pussy cat
That used to play a tune
On a penny whistle
As it sang to the moon.
It wore stripey trousers
With a...
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fantasy, humor, nonsense, pets,
A Cup Runneth Over
When I was only nine, ...
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bird, drink, humor, pets,
The GirlsThe Girls
Perfumed and groomed,
ribbons in their hair, so fair,
they are beautiful...
to me.
Shorty, she is the clever hound,
that knows how to...
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pets, dad, dog, faith, family,
SassyShe was alone in the pen at the end
visibly frighten
Shaking like a leaf
wanting reprieve
So young a volunteer stay by her side
If she could she would...
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dog, pets,
The Yellowish CanaryThere was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellowish canary,
and trusted it’s care while gone to...
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pets, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, life,
Dante The Daring FelineHigh upon the fridge was he.
A handsome ebony cat hides secretly.
He awaits the perfect prey.
Dante lays with one eye open all day.
His dark fur hiding...
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pets, animal, cat, fun, funny,