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Nation

The perfect. New. New. Yes. New and old. New–old
Want. Need. And do. The nation. Create life. Home

Wants life. We are. Nation. Not a money. Our lives
Nation. Independent. From life. Love. From the heart.

The nation. New life. Future. Building present. Plans
Building. Construction. Means. The future goes. Past on

Present off. It is off. Life comes from. Of. From? Nation
Need a nation. Living life. Lived. Wanted those who lived at home

But. But no home. Outcasted this nation. But. original power
From origin. All of them. Veins. They live. Living eternals

From the Eternal
Natural personals

Always living nation
Undriveable hurricane

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She says this vape tastes more like coconuts and chemicals.
I personally found it to taste like fruit from the tropicals.
Now the hazelnut vape stick is part of my personals.

Personals

knew i was
trying to find
her
so where else
but to look but
on the web
it seemed it
would be so
easy
with all the
modern
technology

aspiring poet
seeks aspiring
muse
requiring no
experience
just inspire
offering a full
coverage package
including health 
and dental and a 
more than competitive
wage

i posted
this online
then waited
as time went by

while standing
in line at the
World Wide
Web Wine
store
i turned
around
to find
a woman
with only
one item
to my nine

i said
you can
go ahead


Personals Want Ad

Personals – (Want Ad)

Looking for a mate with a personality or two
An anatomically correct individual with stamps
Food stamps will do.  Postage would be better

Someone who comes with complimentary parts
Their own tooth brush is a must to start
The perfect candidate should have a boat

I'm looking for someone from a far away place
Belonging to this planet or the reaches of space
Preferably from the human race
(I make it a rule not to mate outside my species)
Please respond before the next tide comes in

My desert island is about to sink
I'm running out of messages and bottles
I hope you get this one before Christmas
Love and kisses

Ask for Mr. Coconut Marooned
Respond by drums if you must
Hope to hear from you soon

On the Prowl Like a Midnight Owl

As I make my way through another day
I pray the good Lord brings
A wonderful woman my way
Always on the prowl 
Like a midnight owl
I'm no cat's meow
But I'm far from over the hill 
Crying foul

The right time is now
I have to blaze the internet
With quite a pow
I know she is out there 
The one that has the right wow
The one that makes you a unique pair
The one you can count on 
Because she always cares

The one whose heart 
Is in the right place
When we come together
Face to face
In that very special place
All of it in Gods grace
As I trace through the personals
Trying not to race 
Keeping an even pace 
Not having to give chase
Until I find the right woman to embrace

So I won't come unwound 
When the right one comes around
Until then I will stay on the prowl 
Like a midnight owl
I'm no cat's meow
But I'm far from over the hill 
Crying foul

I pray the good Lord
Brings her my way today
So I won't have to make my way
Through another day
Lonely feeling this way

Woman Seeking Man

PERSONALS:

Must love raw onions
Void of toe bunions
Must have personality
Live in  reality
Must enjoy long walks
Void of stalks
Must not smell bad
Take bath, be glad
Must say, "I love sex"
Never be complex
baggage to be rid
Absolutely no kid
Must love to dance
Wear dry pants
Pay half the rent
monies well spent

If now you think you qualify
check my photo with your eye
Make no mistake I kid you not!
I get a little, You get a lot! 

2/16/16


Personals

Seeking romantic 
Relationship with nice man 
Must be Rich, Sincere 

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Yeah Right!  LOL

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