Personals Want Ad

Personals – (Want Ad)

Looking for a mate with a personality or two
An anatomically correct individual with stamps
Food stamps will do.  Postage would be better

Someone who comes with complimentary parts
Their own tooth brush is a must to start
The perfect candidate should have a boat

I'm looking for someone from a far away place
Belonging to this planet or the reaches of space
Preferably from the human race
(I make it a rule not to mate outside my species)
Please respond before the next tide comes in

My desert island is about to sink
I'm running out of messages and bottles
I hope you get this one before Christmas
Love and kisses

Ask for Mr. Coconut Marooned
Respond by drums if you must
Hope to hear from you soon
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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May 7, 2019 at 7:03 AM
Hah! Awesome :)))
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May 7, 2019 at 7:37 AM
Good morning Maureen! Glug glug glug.... I hope Mr. Marooned gets his boat real soon before his island goes under. I hope you are having a wonderful day. So glad you enjoyed my want ad. Take care. Earl
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