Judy Konos Poet Rhyme

Woman Seeking Man

PERSONALS:

Must love raw onions
Void of toe bunions
Must have personality
Live in  reality
Must enjoy long walks
Void of stalks
Must not smell bad
Take bath, be glad
Must say, "I love sex"
Never be complex
baggage to be rid
Absolutely no kid
Must love to dance
Wear dry pants
Pay half the rent
monies well spent

If now you think you qualify
check my photo with your eye
Make no mistake I kid you not!
I get a little, You get a lot! 

2/16/16

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Julia Ward March 2, 2016 at 8:55 AM Great fun! Judy Konos March 2, 2016 at 10:48 AM Thanks to my newest Facebook friend!

Harry Horsman February 18, 2016 at 8:31 AM Judy i just love raw onions, the tears mix well, with my laughter at this wonderful poetry. Yet i see a serious side of you here also. You say/write it as it is, cannot get much closer to the truth than that... Judy Konos February 18, 2016 at 9:20 AM Good about raw onions! Nope nothing serious about me! I belong to the jack Ellison 'steptohell' Fan club. CHEERS!

Arthur Vaso February 17, 2016 at 8:11 PM Amazing poem, when you can use humor to express a message, well just loved this one! (Of course I clicked here to read a poem, no one fooled me, seeking a women!!!) ok maybe just a little Judy Konos February 17, 2016 at 8:28 PM Most important message here is Raw Onions is a MUST...thanks for stopping always good to see ya.....take care, Judy

Paul Callus February 17, 2016 at 9:33 AM This is some serious stuff presented with a big dose of humour, Judy! One of the best ads I've ever seen...so is the photo! // paul Judy Konos February 17, 2016 at 1:17 PM LOL Thanks for your review. Best, Judy

Cloyee Smith February 17, 2016 at 6:29 AM Impressive!!!! I like the part about the bath. Cleanliness a must, especially if they must like sex!!!!! LOL. Love you girl! Judy Konos February 17, 2016 at 6:54 AM LOL My grandmother always said, "If God made anything better, he kept it for himself!"

Beautiful Scars February 16, 2016 at 6:46 PM this is great Judy! So creative and clever, haha *smiles* -luloo Judy Konos February 16, 2016 at 8:15 PM Hey Laura! Best thing about it is Raw Onions! Thanks for stopplng.

Daniel Turner February 16, 2016 at 5:32 PM I think I qualify!! Very funny even though you meant it. I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. Photo's fine with me. Coffee? Judy Konos February 16, 2016 at 8:20 PM Sho did! Sure we'll meet at Jack Ellison's house in Canada! Thanks for the visit!

Tim Smith February 16, 2016 at 4:03 PM no kids? :( ... so close Judy Judy Konos February 16, 2016 at 4:58 PM Nope....you'll get there one of these 'daze' ...I promise you ...LOL

Jan Allison February 16, 2016 at 2:45 PM Made me LOL Judy and I love the cartoon too:-) hugs Jan xx Judy Konos February 16, 2016 at 3:47 PM Good to see ya kid! Thanks

Vee Bdosa February 16, 2016 at 2:00 PM I love boat rides, too, but i was wondering, do the Square Dancing count? Judy Konos February 16, 2016 at 3:48 PM With you everything counts......

Jack Ellison February 16, 2016 at 10:22 AM My kind of stuff Miss Judy! You knew it eh! I love sex too... but my wee friend ain't working like it once did!!!!!! LOL xxx Judy Konos February 16, 2016 at 3:48 PM Good Lord and all the while I thought you built the Brooklyn Bridge with it!