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Pecker Poems - Poems about Pecker


Pecker Was a Real Wrecker
wore shirt witch checkers heard that is name is Pecker had been a real wrecker Friend of Trump's of course....

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Categories: pecker, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member How Fast Can a Pecker Peck
Peckers can peck 20 times a second Must hurt at just 2 times I reckon Not swift these guys Stop now I advise Or it's off to emergency the pain to lessen...

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Categories: pecker, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member A Starling Pecker
Parked at the lake where we surely were't strangers A Starling momma thought her babies were in danger She flew at my head Pecking away to my dread Till I ran in terror trying to save my old brainer...

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Categories: pecker, surreal,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Cute Little Pecker
A cute little pecker this birdie of mine Pecking away losing all sense of time Of a birdie I speak Not Mr. Happy so chic A woodpecker pecking away as the world is in rhyme...

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Categories: pecker, fun, , cute,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Cute Little Pecker
A cute little pecker this birdie of mine Pecking away losing all sense of time It's of a birdie I speak Not Mr, Happy so chic A woodpecker pecking away as the world is in rhyme © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: pecker, humorous, , cute,
Form: Limerick



Her Pecker
I think my old hen is a morphadite. She mothers her chicks and lays eggs, alright. But the other hens said, when they all go to bed, She pokes them with her pecker, late at night!......

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Categories: pecker, silly,
Form: Limerick
Pecker
Feeling the need to put my words/thoughts in a letter Not sure if hearing from me makes you dither... Or rather makes you want to quiver Sending shock waves to your liver Saying you want to get to know me better Wanting/liking/needing a girlfriend to prosper... Checking your compatibility setter Don't know if I fit into your sector Feeling like your pushing me...

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Categories: pecker, life, me, life, me,
Form: Rhyme
Wood Pecker
Wood~Pecker; Wood~Pecker, Peck My Tree Drive Me Hollow Til' I Scream~Cream.. Don't Waste Time Go At A Steady "Pace," So I Don't Loose Sweat Nor Faint. Your Long Beak Slams Like: Hammers N' Nails When My Heart, Pounds Hard N' Heavys Beat: Sending It Through The Roof: Is Where I Want To Go. Another Good Blow, With One More Ounce Of Good Love;...

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Categories: pecker, fantasy, funny, love, mystery,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Return of the Wood Pecker
Rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat-tat At five o’clock in the morning Sounds from the hungry wood pecker Are an early springtime warning The neighbor’s metal siding Help reverberate the sound Rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat-tat Inside my head does pound Rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat-tat At the first sign of morning light I’m going to get my son’s old b-b-gun And line that bird up in my sight I am glad that spring is on her...

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Categories: pecker, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Would-Be Pecker
“If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, / The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies. / The wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, / And cries to the moon, / if only, if only.” i would die for my Family, take a bullet for my Mother, Father, or Siblings. i would die for my...

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Categories: pecker, caregiving, death, life, best
Form: I do not know?
Wood Pecker
Pecking wood pecker will never hide. Though never losing his strong pride....

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Categories: pecker, animals, life, nature
Form: Crystalline
Persistent Pecker
Off in the misty distance I hear a hungry woodpecker Hammering with his head. This omnivorous, opportunist Breaks the silence of the morn With his rat-a-tat-tatting As if knocking on a door. His persistent pecking Will end with success When he excavates The hapless insect A meal deservingly gained But the silence won’t remain Because he'll begin all over again....

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Categories: pecker, nature
Form: Free verse

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