Pecker Poems - Poems about Pecker

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......Read the rest...

...An anticlimactic sexual event... with Barb Black née Beebee to help set the ghost of little Willy Brandt free (a non German, but germane fellow courtesy Craigslist classified personals of m......Read the rest...

...I sit still in my cabin listening to the robins sing and the warm air from the sun creeps under the door and filters its residue on the floor. I was tempted to sin but a strange emotions sets in and ......Read the rest...

...I didn’t know that it exists until I see an ant crawling out of a disc, I didn’t know that it exists until I see a beetle from the order of Coleoptera coming out of a hole, and a thousand of them jo......Read the rest...

...wore shirt witch checkers heard that is name is Pecker had been a real wrecker Friend of Trump's of course.......Read the rest...

...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out... yesterday August 30th, 2022. The following fictitious account predicated upon words spilling out me mouth before taking time to think through......Read the rest...

...Peckers can peck 20 times a second Must hurt at just 2 times I reckon Not swift these guys Stop now I advise Or it's off to emergency the pain to lessen......Read the rest...

...Ceiling above my skull beyond the clouds above the space and time as silk moire, wand of ivory, shadows of memories as God watches the cupboard, angels preparing breakfast for universal mornin......Read the rest...

...A signorina on the game Met a chap whose pecker went lame Pinocchio knew What she should do And Roman Candles rose to fame (as did "Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!")......Read the rest...

...Lined up like soldiers you stand tall and straight at attention like them you guard humanity by providing for us through your shade and ever presence sometimes in your dress of leaves ......Read the rest...

...The spouse betook monthly outing today May 4th, 2022 to 3938B Ridge Pike, Collegeville, Pennsylvania 19426. No more bare cupboards, fridge, and deep freezer since returning with more than ......Read the rest...

...one afternoon set out into woods my heart began beating in thuds all along, saw wild flowers and strange herbs so pleased, I kept moving on a jaunt so rewarding the whistle of a quail ......Read the rest...

...Anida Mann & Baron Ready April Showers & Wade Rivers Bertha Saylor & Abel Crews Bunny Bunns & Wilt Dailey Burl E Pecker & Phyllis Upman Candy Cane & Hedon Succor Chastity B. Lowe & Noah Hoare ......Read the rest...

..."What are you doing here?" "I'm standing here." "Can't you read? It says no loitering!" "I'm not loitering, I'm standing." "Standing is loitering!" "Can I sit on the ground then?" "No! Get out ......Read the rest...

...I saw a Woodpecker up a tree. He looked very cross-eyed to me. This woodpecker could not peck, The poor bird was a wreck. His pecker had dropped off, When he very loudly coughed. I saw him ba......Read the rest...