Pc Poems - Poems about Pc

(“I of the Beholder”, 2014, original pen and ink) The Zombie Apocalypse The zombie apocalypse began a long time ago First as a slow burn As it spread friend to friend, town to town A mind virus contagion Hiding itself within a politically correct smile But now a full-on raging blaze Crowning as it leaps and jumps Rivers and mountains,...

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My pc died this week It was old from back in the day Should have a stamp of B.C. The lord used it before me Holds hostage my muse of faith So what am I to do now My work is trapped in a pc Wear a fuchsia frown And a dunce cap crown For not backing up files responsibly...

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Who’s been planting censorship seeds growing these trees that will not leaf referendums divide countries hornet immigration killing our bees Oh my god that’s racist Trim if hornets come we let them in send those bees into conflict birds won’t fight though gender conscript Equality ay until those bombs hit these days born a black man...

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People with choice they call freedom What once was now history past Breaking down of society cold war fought New gen, feelings hurt as truth hidden Speak no words that they offend the obvious No longer mankind, words we fail to live PC (Political Correct) we watch world's dissolve We dare to speak of reality realistic Condemned all that we...

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Roy Rogers and Dale Evans Together they sang 'Happy Trails' Posthumously sentenced to P.C. Jail ~ Their song not available in braille...

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You make the minutes dribble Down the meanderings of time First drizzling Then dripping In dribs and drabs Then dropping In driblets That drain the hours And drown the days And I With my drowsy eyes My drifting mind And shaking hand Turn a deaf ear To the hue and cry To the whys And the wherefores of your fatal lure For I have no time To let go of you And...

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NON PC I say, that girl is well endowed. (Oh dear, did I say that out loud?) 25th September 2021 Your Best Rhyming Couplet contest Sponsor - L Milton Hankins...

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The PC* police are on the loose And now they’re banning Dr. Seuss! They say offensive writing’s there So readers all should be aware. But wait! We will not have a choice For censorship has raised its voice, Deciding that we never meet What’s waiting on a certain street.** Yes, times have changed; perhaps, today He’d write the words a different way With illustrations he’d...

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Obsession with what's Politically Correct Is a moron's job I but jest a bit I do not mean to offend All so serious Nothing personal Old jokes are now new insults I laugh at myself They do take offence To a bit of funnery I won't be PC To offend a few Before there may be no one Left here to offend......

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Three years have passed since diagnosis then I was told that cancer entered me in the prostate was where it did dwell but consultant was sure of setting me free Various tests were done upon me MRI, bone scan and CT were all clean thankfully it had not spread anywhere then biopsy done what's it mean? Well, went on D-day to hospital real nervous,...

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You hide, deny, words left implied_ between the lines where you reside_ avoid, misguide, all justified_ You say for love, say you are kind. ~False smiles, false praise... Say it's the rules... When did kindness become so cruel~ ~Fake hugs and invites... Say it's the rules... When did kindness become so cruel~ persuade, convince, keep up pretence stay on the fence, no preference pretend we're friends to...

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...It was only two days later when the local catholic high school was told their team name, the ‘Crusaders,’ was insensitive and uncool. Protestors showed up to bellow slurs, and get all up in the kids’ face, the media scoffed and insulted the children and their competing faith. It was about this time that I began to notice a trend, these people all seemed to...

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I was playing near a college town, people pay money to hear my jokes, when back-clad fools charged upon stage, at first I thought it was a hoax. Then they said my jokes about dating were ‘Patriarchal Misogyny,’ everyone’s good time was ruined by those god damned NPCs. A few days later, when online, I posted about a new book written by my favorite author, figured...

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I’m offended by ‘ski slope,’ they should be ‘ski inclines,’ they’re insulting Asian people, have those fools lost their minds? I’m offender by ‘Black’ Russians, when made by pale people, I’m offended by ‘cow’ boys, for excluding the bulls! I’m offended by those who will mock diversity, the world would be much better off if more folks thought like me! I’m offended by gun owners who protect their...

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I recently wrote a poem, but I was afraid it might upset modern sensibilities. So, to be safe, I sent it to the Feminist Union of Caring and Kindness, the Committee for Using Nuanced Terminology, and the Newark Politic Congress to remove all potentially offensive terms. Enjoy… ---- ---- to --- ----- a --- ------...

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