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Stress Parody Poems

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Covid Tests

Dashing through the store
As you rummage through the shelves.
Why are there no more?
We need some special elves.
Order them online
But you may wait for weeks.
Though you’re...

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Categories: parody,

Too Much Relief Man

When stress about work started showing
He smoked some of what he was growing
Showed up at work
No pants or shirt
Not sure if he was coming or...

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Categories: conflict, imagery, leaving, parody,

Jade Oinkment

The sow beauty queen’s 
favorite color is money green
The cloven jaw cutie’s
favorite sound is “cha-ching”

Miss Piggy Lips loves how the cash registers
throughout the land constantly...

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Categories: funny, humorous, parody, satire,

So You Want To Mess With Me - In Trump's Own Words

God what a mess,
My head is spinning,
Each day more stress,
Am I still winning?

Wall street crashing,
The economy near stall,
The media’s constant bashing,
Pelosi’s new curve ball.

My plans...

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Categories: allegory, anger, humor, parody,

Stopping By the Q On a Weekday Evening

Which train will come, I’ll try to guess
But that won’t really help my stress.
It’s building up as crowds surround
Creating quite the urban mess.

The tourists all...

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Categories: parody,

Dream

in the dream I had 
many appeared
extras plenty
but loved ones too

all had seen
that same dream
but only one got it
others had no clue...

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Categories: parody, anxiety, appreciation, art, beautiful,

Customer Service

Hi how are you?

          What seems to be the problem?

I’m so sorry about that.
  ...

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Categories: parody, conflict, confusion, identity, nonsense,

The Forgiveness of Others

Warm, sticky hands palm off dry, self-centred ground,
Touched by gingerly acclaiming seeds of new-borns: 
Ready, willing and eager for the harsh, expecting role, 
Supposedly not...

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Categories: parody, appreciation, forgiveness, friendship, love,

I Wanna Cats Life

Well it's colder than a witch's titty out there 
and I can't find a damn thing to wear...still hung 
over from last night’s drinkin' like...

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Categories: parody, boyfriend, cat, conflict, feelings,

Teacher, Shall I Write a Sonnet

Teacher, shall I write a sonnet? Must I?
When I’m not so sure of my poetry…
Shall I write a poem of fourteen lines?
In iambic pentameter –by...

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Categories: parody, art, fun, life, middle

Still Standing

Where were you when my world fell apart?
The Sun darkened and the Moon just fled.
All had been done and all had been said.
And ripped to...

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Categories: parody, allegory, analogy, betrayal, care,

Mistakes

Oh what a mistake I have made,
Traveled so far to end up this way.
  Not in a million years would I have guessed,
That this...

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Categories: parody, change, character, conflict, confusion,

From the National Poet of Slovenia In a Language People Understand - the Ruins of the Ancien Regime

Farewell, then, AUKN boss,
The next this year makes three.
By the time they find a substitute,
Slovenes will be at sea.

He tried to cover his behind;
AUKN boss...

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Categories: parody, absence, allegory, analogy, animal,

Philosophical Poetry Week: Transient Tuesday

I am a misprint,
Ink blot on love,
I remain a maybe
Longing for fact,
No speck of lint,
A hand in glove.
Thunder; a baby
Will only react

When you etch
Parallel clouds,
Whistling...

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Categories: parody, addiction, adventure, fear, freedom,

Le Vacance Pretentieuse: Storm Part Iii

An azure ocean
Displaced by mighty blackness
The horizon dies...

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Categories: parody, adventure, courage, freedom, happiness,