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Jade Oinkment

The sow beauty queen’s favorite color is money green The cloven jaw cutie’s favorite sound is “cha-ching” Miss Piggy Lips loves how the cash registers throughout the land constantly rings That jade oinkment noise is a pigmentary salve to her greedy soul She’s got a glut appetite for mo’ and mo’ Her imperial motto is: “Mo’ money means mo’ toga rest, and much less queen bee stress” This regal swine loves to sit in her towering pleasure palace pigpen, and peso whine and ruble dine Miss Piggy Lips, with the Pillsbury hips, enjoys wallowing in the miry green dough Mudslinging filthy lucre nods covetously so Miss Piggy Lips, with the greasy palm grip, silver tongue yields coin swallowing squeals Jade oinkment noise forfeits her unpaid bills This oral apothecary fatty substance is pocketbook soothing to the queen Midas soul Gold pursed lip smacking is how this triple jowl lady low down dirty roll Those hog heaven eyes got them snout gobbled green eggs gulp hasty safely cracking Her pigmentary belly rub etiquette is sop share burp lacking As those rotund royalties never piggy bank lessen one lil’ bit Jade oinkment noise is very spit pernicious green Pigmentary salve for the thin-skinned cries of the profiteering unclean Dyed paper lust has an emerald sheen Phat bags under dollar sign eyes be the makeup blush for the Oval weight sow beauty queen Miss Piggy Lips, with the mint green painted toenails, she loves the excess gossip that dirty tales sell Flop sweat sleeping in her palace penthouse pigsty, she snore ignore the kingdom’s po’ travails Wrapping herself in a muddy blanket of lies, surrounding her obese body with a methane swarm of toady tongue flies Miss Piggy Lips, the dung awful smell coming from that jade oinkment perfume trail is just too much nasal pain to inhale It’s so sickening to brain fart expel Fat chance the stench makes anyone well

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 10/25/2019 10:33:00 PM
Wow Freddie lovin your words as I always do!;) so how have you been ricko! Oops sorry I know I spelt that wrong! Haha! Still luv your work!;)
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Date: 10/24/2019 9:58:00 PM
Miss Piggy Lips sure is a sad excuse for 'one of God's creatures,' eh?! Talk about one screwed-up, screwed oinkster! You've really portrayed the scum at the bottom of the warped barrel this time, my talented friend! Whew! ~ Gershon
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Date: 10/24/2019 1:35:00 PM
- A special and wonderful poem, Freddie :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 10/24/2019 11:21:00 AM
Miss Piggy not easy...but she'll tell you NO MONEY NO LOVE...not that you want it anyway...Lots of imagery...Art and drama highlights...
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Date: 10/24/2019 10:37:00 AM
Very creative lines Freddie. True, fat chance the stench makes anyone well. Good ending :)
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Date: 10/24/2019 9:00:00 AM
Wow. The comparison to capital and a pig is awesome. I love the many metaphors and this is what the magazines are looking for.
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