Sport Parody Poems

Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon--had no fiddle,

The little dog laughed, got smashed as a Poodle,
the cow laughed...

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Somnambulism
Is kind of an art
Of walking through
A memory lane

In the middle of night
Waking up in sleep
Eyes shut stepping with so confidence
Walking in a memory lane

Conscious...

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WHAT THEY SAY IT IS.

The fashion and law which euphemize every flaw
Is the reason for different notions.
He who's bald, grave authority is extolled,
The insolent is...

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Nationwide adverts are written so fine,
talking the talk of a walk that's sublime,
no mention of accounts that'll grow over time,
your attention's attained through these nursery...

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He’s just your average lazy bum — 
a sweet, lovable loser
Who loves to stick his index finger
high in the air,
and tell you he’s number one
When...

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King Pin and Needle Queen
Sitting  in their court
The jester tosses coloured eggs
To amuse them with his sport
The king will catch a red one
The queen,...

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It’s Friday night; party time,
And I’m ready to get jacked up;
Mix some mega cocktails,
In my hot pink solo cup;

I’m down to play some quarters,
But beer...

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If I was a girl
and ugly as a freak
my life was gonna be
miserable
first
i was gonna need
a total facelift
a huge nose job
and a job 
on my...

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You know that feeling
you've been here before
something is amiss
but not knowing what
uncertainty reigns-

doubts surface,
apprehensive
I push the door
very slowly-

lights are low,
nothing moves,
music plays-

Happy
Birthday

Sport!...

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"... the land of the free"
well, not really ...
there is property tax, payroll tax, 
federal tax, state tax, gas tax,
sales tax and you will go...

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